I Usually Refrain From Ordering Eggs Benedict At A Restaurant

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December 28, 2018, 02:54 PM

V-Tail

I Usually Refrain From Ordering Eggs Benedict At A Restaurant

'Cause there's no place like home for the Hollandaise.

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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris

December 28, 2018, 03:24 PM

Jimbo54

Hah, took me all of 10 seconds to see what you did there. My brain is still waking up from my nap.

Jim

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December 28, 2018, 03:28 PM

Bisleyblackhawk

That made me laugh out loud

...especially with kz1000's GIF

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December 28, 2018, 03:38 PM

Balzé Halzé

I can't wait to use that one this Sunday morning on the crew. They hate my "dad" jokes.

(The ship's cook always makes Eggs Benedict on Sunday mornings.)

~Alan

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December 28, 2018, 04:05 PM

Sig2340

Boo! Hiss! How bloody awful! Boo! He who'd pun would pick pockets!!

Just want you to have a Happy New Jeer!

Nice is overrated

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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018

December 28, 2018, 04:38 PM

dsiets

This is bad.
Someone send V-Tail an email. His account has been hi-jacked by Jim Shugart.

December 28, 2018, 04:45 PM

Dave O'Connell

All the best restaurants serve eggs Benedict on hubcaps - 'cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise...

December 28, 2018, 04:51 PM

V-Tail

quote:
Originally posted by Dave O'Connell:
All the best restaurants serve eggs Benedict on hubcaps - 'cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise...

You're worse than I am.

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December 28, 2018, 06:16 PM

OKCGene

Lol Giggle Snort Guffaw!

I am so stealing this!

Slight thread drift: I like Eggs Nova Scotia, which is smoked salmon instead of Canadian bacon or ham.

December 28, 2018, 06:23 PM

Muddflap

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French kitchen?
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Linoleum blownapart.

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December 28, 2018, 09:53 PM

Bassamatic

That reminds me. Sunday, a local restaurant has an all you can eat breakfast buffet. They have great eggs benedict.

.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.

December 28, 2018, 09:58 PM

mark_a

oh my gosh... that was terrible.

If that song is stuck in my head tomorrow I'm sending you a curse over the net...