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Jim Shugart
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Jesus: We'd like a table for 26, please.

Hostess: But you only have 13 in your party, sir.

Jesus: Yes, I know. We're all gonna sit on one side.


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Jesus: We'd like a table for 26, please.

Hostess: But you only have 13 in your party, sir.

Jesus: Yes, I know. We're all gonna sit on one side.


It’s my fault I looked-your title did warn me it was a dumb joke…I didn’t believe it.
 
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hudr
"The deals you miss don’t hurt you”-B.D. Raney Sr.
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That goes directly into the Dad Joke repertoire.
 
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Smile Smile Smile


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Wait a minute...



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My father was an avid watcher of HeeHaw.
Oh hell, I liked HeeHaw too!!
 
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Shugart,
Most of your jokes are dumb.

But that is why we like having you around here. Smile


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cas
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As Jesus said.... "Everyone on my side who wants to be in the picture!"
 
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It makes sense.



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MRMATT
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I liked it. Big Grin


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You think the joke is dumb? I had to 'splain it to somebody who is really dumb.


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Jim Shugart
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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