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If you had to choose, shark attack or bear attack?

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May 20, 2021, 12:53 PM
lastmanstanding
If you had to choose, shark attack or bear attack?
I have pondered this before. I'm always fascinated watching the documentaries where people who have survived relate their experiences of either attack by shark or attack by bear. Shark attacks are more stealth you usually don't see it coming and the first hit is usually a total surprise. Bear attacks you generally see coming and are much more violent and often go on for a much longer time. I think I would prefer the shark to the bear for those reasons. By watching some of the video's in the bear thread I think I would die a thousand deaths seeing something that massive coming at me knowing it's going to maul me.

Listening to bear attack survivors describing the smell of bears breath being that of rotten meat and the feel of the claws removing your scalp are just spine tingling to me. But then I read stories of the USS Indianapolis survivors being in the shark infested waters for days and fighting off dozens of sharks and watching your buddies lose the battle does not sound like an experience that I would like to have either. But if I have to choose give me the shark.

If your fate was to be attacked by either animal without being to be able to stop it which would you choose?


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May 20, 2021, 01:06 PM
SBrooks
Me being me - I'd have to research the data first. Which am I more likely to survive ? Which is more likely to cause me to be paralyzed or lose an arm or leg ?

I might would rather choose the deadlier one if my chances of becoming wheelchair bound were less... I don't know.


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May 20, 2021, 01:17 PM
YooperSigs
No contest for me: Bear attack. At least you cant drown during one.


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May 20, 2021, 01:18 PM
dry-fly
Bear, definitely....being pulled underwater and eaten alive whilst drowning sounds worse.


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May 20, 2021, 01:23 PM
BigSwede
Assuming you are unarmed

I'll go with the shark, they usually bite and leave. The bear is going to ruin you slowly and there is nothing you can do to stop it.



May 20, 2021, 01:29 PM
Twist
Bear.

Something awfully strange would have to happen for me to not be carrying at least my G29.


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May 20, 2021, 01:30 PM
HRK
Reminds me of the bear attack scene in The Revenant.


May 20, 2021, 01:41 PM
wreckdiver
^^^Damn, that was hard to watch!!


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May 20, 2021, 01:53 PM
jhe888
Does it really matter?




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May 20, 2021, 01:57 PM
BigSwede
quote:
^^^Damn, that was hard to watch!!



That scene is why I haven't watched that movie yet, I heard it was brutal. OK, seen it now, it's on my watch list



May 20, 2021, 02:53 PM
lastmanstanding
The Edge has a bear attack scene while not near as brutal as the Revenant still gets the point across. The grizzly in The Edge was trained by Doug Sues and was known as Bart the Bear. Probably the best duo in the business. Bart died of cancer quite sometime ago iirc.

The Edge is a great movie (yeah I know Alec Baldwin) and if you haven't seen it and I recommend you check it out.




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May 20, 2021, 02:55 PM
heisrizn
Can't drown in the woods, just saying.....


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May 20, 2021, 03:16 PM
Flash-LB
I spent a lot of time bumming the woods in Alaska and was an Assistant Instructor of SCUBA diving for years.

Based on that, I'll take a shark attack. I've got a better chance of surviving it.
May 20, 2021, 03:16 PM
sns3guppy
How about a bear attack at sea? Or a shark attack while fishing on the banks of the Kenai river?

After sharknado, it's clear no one is safe anywhere from shark attacks, including standing in a parking lot.

There's no bearnado.
May 20, 2021, 03:45 PM
Jimbo Jones
Neither

Cougar attack




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May 20, 2021, 03:48 PM
LastCubScout
I think I'd choose the shark. There's a good chance I'd survive—the shark just made a mistake and thought I was a seal or something. The bear wouldn't give a crap.

I have had this idea that, if I was chased by a bear, I could play that game I'd play as a kid with my young cousins where I'd hide behind a tree, and then run around opposite them changing directions with them so they couldn't catch me. Bears are huge and fast, but I don't think they'd be that maneuverable. The bear would eventually get bored, I think. My friends seem to think this wouldn't work.
May 20, 2021, 03:59 PM
mcrimm
Since my 6 years in the Navy never taught me how to swim, I guess I’m left with a bear attach. Lots of Grizzly and Black bears just up the road in Glacier National Park.



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May 20, 2021, 04:00 PM
Fredward
Well, since neither routinely invade my living room.....
May 20, 2021, 04:01 PM
recoatlift
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May 20, 2021, 04:09 PM
sns3guppy
https://youtu.be/WzFMmb86FvY

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