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That's one smart raccoon. Hope he finds a Crispy Creme when the red light comes on.
 
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It starts with donut handouts to one raccoon, but next thing you know, all the other raccoons start showing up with their paws out. Then one day, you find a bunch of fuzzy little RLM picketers outside your donut shop, saying how you don't give enough donuts to raccoons, and you should be giving even more donuts. Then you gotta call in the raccoon riot police.

It's a slippery icing-covered slope, I say.

 
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The worst part is, I just went grocery shopping this morning and NOW I got to go back out and find me some doughnuts!
 
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Thank you for posting Para, this cheered me up on a drab day.
 
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He's a day early, but good for him.

And thanks for posting this today.



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That's pretty funny Smile



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That cop better be very careful. Raccoons have long, sharp claws and are not usually very friendly.

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I just cant trust an animal who wears a mask.


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Seems like a repeat customer. She didn't toss it at the strange animal, but instead handed it gently to a regular.
 
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You may have missed this guy. Big Grin

Very few people trap anymore or have dogs that hunt raccoons.




Most people don't know that they live in trees.


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