"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." -- Groucho Marx
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
May 20, 2017, 12:56 PM
Sig2340
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
May 20, 2017, 01:11 PM
JALLEN
Oh yeah?
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." Groucho Marx
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
May 20, 2017, 01:15 PM
Sig2340
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you.
He really is an idiot."
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
May 20, 2017, 01:19 PM
kz1000
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
May 20, 2017, 05:07 PM
GWbiker
"Women should be obscene and not heard" - Groucho Marx.
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
May 20, 2017, 05:11 PM
H&K-Guy
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
H&K-Guy
May 20, 2017, 05:27 PM
Pipe Smoker
These are my principals. If you don't like them I have others. –Groucho Marx
Serious about crackers
May 20, 2017, 05:30 PM
ZSMICHAEL
To a man with ten children. I like my cigar too, but I take it out once in awhile.
May 20, 2017, 05:45 PM
mikeyspizza
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
May 20, 2017, 05:57 PM
JALLEN
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
May 20, 2017, 05:59 PM
Eponym
I hardly know the man. He’s a complete stranger, and not even a close one at that. - Groucho Marx roasting Johnny Carson
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I will never know.
May 20, 2017, 06:02 PM
rduckwor
Damn! He was right then and he's right now! Television is a wasteland.
RMD
TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free.
May 20, 2017, 06:30 PM
Eponym
They used to call television the vast wasteland. Now it's only half vast. (Unknown)
May 20, 2017, 07:10 PM
Doc H.
"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. "
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"