One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his Harley
motorcycle in the garage.
His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long
period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now
that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your
time out here in your garage. You probably should also consider selling
your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun
collection, and your fishing gear, and the boat and lose all those
stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car, and
your home brewing equipment..."
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!
“I wasn't" Tom replied..

Perfecto/

Good one.

My wife, after we got married commented that we needed a bigger boat and a camper for the pick-up. On weekends she'd bug me to go camping and fishing. She loved it when I went hunting with the guys and brought back fresh game. Wonder why we've been married for 38 years?

Jim

Years ago I had one give me the ultimatum: "it's either me or that damn motorcycle".

And when I'm on a long bike ride, I sometimes think about her and what she's doing now.