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Robot cop falls in fountain while on patrol, drowns...
July 19, 2017, 08:01 PM
parabellumRobot cop falls in fountain while on patrol, drowns...
quote:
Originally posted by Deqlyn:
I mean, how deeps a fountain?
If Steve were here, he could tell you.
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July 19, 2017, 09:02 PM
mikeyspizza"Missed it by that much."
July 19, 2017, 09:45 PM
2012BOSS302Come on Steve, awareness of your surroundings! OSHA needs to review his work place hazards, a 2' barrier would have easily prevented this from happening. The robot union needs to demand a living wage for this type of hazardous work.
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. July 19, 2017, 09:57 PM
copaup"We can't trust the police!"
<builds a f*cking Dalek>
Thank God for stairs. They may be the only thing saving us from the pending robopocalypse.
July 19, 2017, 10:11 PM
IcabodSteve was pushed!
“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. July 19, 2017, 10:12 PM
RightwireJohnny 5 Steve is not
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343 - Never Forget
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. July 19, 2017, 10:28 PM
nhtagmemberzzzztttttt
pffffft
apparently those were Steve's last words...
[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC
July 19, 2017, 11:54 PM
4MUL8RSAM the brick laying robot lays 3X bricks per day but requires two assistants and cost $500K. How is this helpful or economically viable?
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Trying to simplify my life...
July 20, 2017, 05:34 PM
ZSMICHAELquote:
SAM the brick laying robot lays 3X bricks per day but requires two assistants and cost $500K. How is this helpful or economically viable?
I agree, but engineers love this stuff. Cuts out workers comp. I guess.
July 21, 2017, 09:06 AM
TooTechOne of my favorite truisms:
People overestimate how much things can change in one year, yet people underestimate how much things can change in 10!
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." - Barry Goldwater July 21, 2017, 09:26 AM
Scuba Steve SigSteve 2.0 will be SCUBA operational.
July 21, 2017, 12:44 PM
zoom6zoomquote:
then things go sideways because of sun glare, a sandbag, a set of stairs
Stairs kept these guys at bay for decades.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. July 21, 2017, 01:07 PM
RichardC Dry the circuits and a quick paint job, and Steve could apply to Miami-Dade:(Published May 06, 2004 yes, but still)
"NORTH MIAMI – In an attempt to recruit minority officers, the police department in North Miami, Fla., has dropped swimming as a required skill because it says not enough potential black applicants know how to swim well enough to pass the test.
The city's population is 60 percent Haitian and city officials say removing the swimming requirement wasn't done to be politically correct, but to fill 14 vacant slots.
"The bottom line is I need police officers," said North Miami Police Chief Gwendolyn Boyd-Savage (search). "When I look at the qualifications to become a good police officer ... a person's ability to swim or not to swim does not make them a good police officer or a bad police officer."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2...ruit-minorities.html
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July 21, 2017, 01:29 PM
cparktdGonna need one big ass bag of rice...
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