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Robot cop falls in fountain while on patrol, drowns...

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July 19, 2017, 08:01 PM
parabellum
Robot cop falls in fountain while on patrol, drowns...
quote:
Originally posted by Deqlyn:
I mean, how deeps a fountain?
If Steve were here, he could tell you.


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July 19, 2017, 09:02 PM
mikeyspizza
"Missed it by that much."


July 19, 2017, 09:07 PM
a1abdj
Had to have been something along these lines:




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July 19, 2017, 09:45 PM
2012BOSS302
Come on Steve, awareness of your surroundings! OSHA needs to review his work place hazards, a 2' barrier would have easily prevented this from happening. The robot union needs to demand a living wage for this type of hazardous work.




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July 19, 2017, 09:57 PM
copaup
"We can't trust the police!"
<builds a f*cking Dalek>

Thank God for stairs. They may be the only thing saving us from the pending robopocalypse.
July 19, 2017, 10:11 PM
Icabod
Steve was pushed!



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July 19, 2017, 10:12 PM
Rightwire
Johnny 5 Steve is not




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July 19, 2017, 10:28 PM
nhtagmember
zzzztttttt

pffffft

apparently those were Steve's last words...



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July 19, 2017, 11:54 PM
4MUL8R
SAM the brick laying robot lays 3X bricks per day but requires two assistants and cost $500K. How is this helpful or economically viable?


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July 20, 2017, 05:34 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
SAM the brick laying robot lays 3X bricks per day but requires two assistants and cost $500K. How is this helpful or economically viable?



I agree, but engineers love this stuff. Cuts out workers comp. I guess.
July 21, 2017, 09:06 AM
TooTech
One of my favorite truisms:

People overestimate how much things can change in one year, yet people underestimate how much things can change in 10!



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July 21, 2017, 09:26 AM
Scuba Steve Sig
Steve 2.0 will be SCUBA operational.
July 21, 2017, 12:44 PM
zoom6zoom
quote:
then things go sideways because of sun glare, a sandbag, a set of stairs

Stairs kept these guys at bay for decades.





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July 21, 2017, 01:07 PM
RichardC
Dry the circuits and a quick paint job, and Steve could apply to Miami-Dade:


(Published May 06, 2004 yes, but still)
"NORTH MIAMI – In an attempt to recruit minority officers, the police department in North Miami, Fla., has dropped swimming as a required skill because it says not enough potential black applicants know how to swim well enough to pass the test.

The city's population is 60 percent Haitian and city officials say removing the swimming requirement wasn't done to be politically correct, but to fill 14 vacant slots.

"The bottom line is I need police officers," said North Miami Police Chief Gwendolyn Boyd-Savage (search). "When I look at the qualifications to become a good police officer ... a person's ability to swim or not to swim does not make them a good police officer or a bad police officer."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2...ruit-minorities.html


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July 21, 2017, 01:29 PM
cparktd
Gonna need one big ass bag of rice...



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