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Fitness fanatic gets 'it' stuck in a hole in a weight

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November 10, 2017, 11:46 PM
YooperSigs
Fitness fanatic gets 'it' stuck in a hole in a weight
Lots of pecker related stories these days. Its the times we live in.
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November 11, 2017, 04:09 AM
sybo
YooperSigs, sometimes it’s just a dick world...........
November 11, 2017, 05:58 AM
airsoft guy
I think he got confused about the whole "pumping iron" thing.



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November 11, 2017, 06:41 AM
MNSIG
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Originally posted by Gustofer:
Years ago, a teenaged fella came into the ER after putting his unit into a 13/16 box end wrench.


An unfortunate result of schools dropping shop classes. In the past, everyone knew you should never go smaller than 7/8.
November 11, 2017, 08:07 AM
Ozarkwoods
I am curious if he set off the Lunk alarm?


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November 11, 2017, 10:44 AM
SIGlord
Clean and jerk?
November 11, 2017, 11:19 AM
bcereuss
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Originally posted by olfuzzy:
I was finally able to stop laughing long enough to post this Big Grin

CAUTION, images at link NSFW

A fitness fanatic was rushed to hospital after getting his penis stuck in a hole in a weight.
The unnamed patient was rushed to hospital, where doctors called in firefighters to free his purple and swollen genitals.
They spent three hours using specialist equipment to free him from the 2.5kg (5Ib 8oz) weight.
They used a grinder and vibrating saw to remove the device.

It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate.

The pictures of the unfortunate mishap emerged after they were leaked online.

The weightlifter went to a hospital in Worms, Rhineland-Palatinate in Germany, with the delicate problem.
The image of the man's genitals was supposed to be for official use only but it has ended up all over social media.
The hospital that treated the man has launched an investigation to find out how they were leaked.

As well the as the picture of the man's painful-looking penis, another image shows the weight after being shattered to remove it from him.
The fire brigade, after freeing the man, shared an image of the broken disk, describing it as a 'curious training accident'.
A spokesman for the fire brigade said: 'How delicate some of our firefighters can be was shown when we called in support of the hospital.
'One person had a very sensitive body part wedged in the hole of a 2.5kg dumbbell disc.
'The dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours with the help of a grinder, a vibration saw and a hydraulic rescue device.'
Dumbells and barbells often come with plates or disks on varying weights, allowing the user to adjust the load.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/hea...uck-hole-weight.html



Ooh, ooh—I know, I know!!
November 11, 2017, 11:20 AM
sigcrazy7
Did Anthony move to Germany, or was he just visiting?



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November 11, 2017, 12:08 PM
Floyd D. Barber
It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate.




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November 11, 2017, 12:12 PM
Floyd D. Barber
It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate




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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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November 11, 2017, 12:15 PM
Floyd D. Barber
If you're feeling adventurous, search taters and jam xray.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

November 11, 2017, 12:16 PM
zoom6zoom
I guess that rules out steroid use.




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November 11, 2017, 04:10 PM
Keystoner
Working on his kegel exercises.



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