I was finally able to stop laughing long enough to post this

CAUTION, images at link NSFW

A fitness fanatic was rushed to hospital after getting his penis stuck in a hole in a weight.
The unnamed patient was rushed to hospital, where doctors called in firefighters to free his purple and swollen genitals.
They spent three hours using specialist equipment to free him from the 2.5kg (5Ib 8oz) weight.
They used a grinder and vibrating saw to remove the device.

It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate.

The pictures of the unfortunate mishap emerged after they were leaked online.

The weightlifter went to a hospital in Worms, Rhineland-Palatinate in Germany, with the delicate problem.
The image of the man's genitals was supposed to be for official use only but it has ended up all over social media.
The hospital that treated the man has launched an investigation to find out how they were leaked.

As well the as the picture of the man's painful-looking penis, another image shows the weight after being shattered to remove it from him.
The fire brigade, after freeing the man, shared an image of the broken disk, describing it as a 'curious training accident'.
A spokesman for the fire brigade said: 'How delicate some of our firefighters can be was shown when we called in support of the hospital.
'One person had a very sensitive body part wedged in the hole of a 2.5kg dumbbell disc.
'The dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours with the help of a grinder, a vibration saw and a hydraulic rescue device.'
Dumbells and barbells often come with plates or disks on varying weights, allowing the user to adjust the load.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/hea...uck-hole-weight.html

"Vibration saw". Heh heh

Muscle exercises?

flashguy

The user can adjust the load....

To twist a phrase, "The perversion is strong with this one!"

Wow, he really loves free-weights!

Years ago, a teenaged fella came into the ER after putting his unit into a 13/16 box end wrench.

Why? I don't know, but after the hacksaw failed, he figured he needed some assistance getting it off (the wrench).

He nearly waited too long as his Johnson was black when he arrived. They took him back to the OR and were able to get the wrench off by deflating as much blood as they could with needles and then dissecting the skin off and feeding it back through. As I understand it, it was touch and go and he damn near lost it.

Sometimes all you can do is just shake your head at these dummies.

And I didn't see anything NSFW in the link. One picture of a broken weight and the other one of the fella blurred out.

quote:

Originally posted by Gustofer:
And I didn't see anything NSFW in the link. One picture of a broken weight and the other one of the fella blurred out.

Any more, you never know what will offend someone looking over your shoulder so I felt it was better
to be 'safe than sorry'

If you've heard one fucking weightlifter story you've heard em all.

Shoulda laid him face down across a couple saw horses and let gravity do its thing. What a moron!

If a person faints during an erection, the penis goes limp quickly.
Rrrrodskdkmkmk
So the HEAVY RESCUE GUYS need to get to the scene, inspect the situation, build a crib of 8"x8"x12' splintery lumber, and break out the bar and cable cutter to attach to the "Jaws of Life (and death), and start up the HEAVY RESCUE SAW FOR CUTTING REINFORCED CONCRETE.

Then bring the rescue saw up near the base of the shaft of the penis, and hit metal, with the running blade spaying sparks. The patient will faint, become flacid and be rescued.

The medics need to monitor the patient for cardiac anomalies and panic. If seen, be sure the patient gets double extra caffeine, and high dose methamphetamine, Benzedrine, and epinephrine.



Just kidding.

Only 2.5 Kg?

He should have just stuck with donuts.

Creative writing 101

I had just gotten out of the shower and was walking back to the bedroom when I tripped over something on the floor. When I fell forward, I put my hands out to protect my face and my dick went into the hole of the weight.

At least, that's what I would have said

Any port in the storm I guess.

quote:

Originally posted by Sig2340:
If a person faints during an erection, the penis goes limp quickly.
Rrrrodskdkmkmk
So the HEAVY RESCUE GUYS need to get to the scene, inspect the situation, build a crib of 8"x8"x12' splintery lumber, and break out the bar and cable cutter to attach to the "Jaws of Life (and death), and start up the HEAVY RESCUE SAW FOR CUTTING REINFORCED CONCRETE.

Then bring the rescue saw up near the base of the shaft of the penis, and hit metal, with the running blade spaying sparks. The patient will faint, become flacid and be rescued.

The medics need to monitor the patient for cardiac anomalies and panic. If seen, be sure the patient gets double extra caffeine, and high dose methamphetamine, Benzedrine, and epinephrine.

Do you write for Tarantino?

Do they no longer put kids weirdos w/ erections into a tub so they , um, deflate?

Well, if the weight was for a typical Olympic 2" sized bar, you gotta give him credit for a large Johnson.

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Originally posted by bigdeal:
Shoulda laid him face down across a couple saw horses and let gravity do its thing. What a moron!

That might make "it" longer...but at a much reduced diameter...hey I apologize...it is Friday night

Gotta give the guy credit as it appears to be due. Best I can do lifting weights with mine, is to raise a lower a wet bath towel...