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Originally posted by Eponym:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Rosie O'Donnell?

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Originally posted by giz55792:

That kind of reference is off-limits.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

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Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1:
What's red and bad for your teeth?

A fire engine.

Do you know how to trap an elephant?


First, you dig a really big hole. Then you line the bottom with ash. Then you get a bunch of peas and lay them all the way around the hole. Elephants love peas. Then you wait.


When the elephant comes to take a pea, you just sneak up and kick him in the ash hole.

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Originally posted by JWF:
A buh.

That’s pretty funny

Speaking of elephants....anyone hungry?

1 medium sized elephant
500 bushels potatoes
200 bushels carrots
100 pounds tomatoes
2 wheelbarrows onions (heaped)
100 pounds salt
Just a pinch of garlic
100 pounds freshly ground pepper (whew!)
1500 gallons brown gravy
3000 sprigs parsley

Cut elephant into bite sized pieces (this will take about 2 months).
Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months).
Place meat in pan, cover with the brown gravy and simmer for 4 weeks.
Add the salt and pepper to taste.
When the meat is tender, add the vegetables. Simmer for another 4 weeks.
Garnish with parsley.

This will serve 3800 people, but if more are expected, add 2 small rabbits.

This is optional, as many people dislike finding hares in their food.

A hundred pounds of salt seems excessive even for an elephant. Take it down to ten or even maybe five pounds.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?



Dung.

tac

on the same theme as the OP

What do you call a fish with no"eyes"?

Fsshh

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Originally posted by Orguss:
A hundred pounds of salt seems excessive even for an elephant. Take it down to ten or even maybe five pounds.

Have you eaten an elephant?

The salt isn't for the elephant, it's for the margaritas you drink waiting for it to cook.