Do nt steal! The government does not like competition.

Someone I know, when confronted with a theft, simply stated "I don't identify as a thief, so I'm not". Effin lunatic.

The Chief Financial Officer of Comcast once said (about cable TV), "It's the best thing since stealing".

Early on, the business model was to locate a town/city in a valley, one which gets no TV reception. Set up antenna on the ridge, grab the free broadcast signals, boost them, wire them into people's homes, and charge them $2 a month for it.

_{Source: Comcasted: How Ralph and Brian Roberts Took Over America's TV, One Deal at a Time (2005) Joseph N DiStefano}