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Bad dog! |
There's a chart! Horizontal and vertical axis, timelines, percentages! Mathematics, sort of. It can't fail! (But if you knew me, the fact that it has to do with women, and I'm recommending it, would convince you to do the opposite of whatever it recommends.)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?...eVc&feature=youtu.be ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | ||
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Baroque Bloke |
Classified ad: Looking for a good wife. Must have boat & motor. Send pictures of boat & motor. Serious about crackers | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Old, but still true. | |||
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Unflappable Enginerd |
Several years as a matter of fact... __________________________________ NRA Benefactor I lost all my weapons in a boating, umm, accident. http://www.aufamily.com/forums/ | |||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
And then some. ____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member | |||
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| Bad dog! |
Sheesh. If I had just seen it years ago.... ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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Member |
Professorially true! ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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| Ammoholic |
Totally true. The interesting thing is how the amount of drama one wants/is willing to tolerate changes as one goes through life. Some gals that were a whole lot of fun in college and shortly after would get a brief smile as they were guided directly to the door these days.  | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
These days sandwich making skills are more important than the perfect figure. God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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quarter MOA visionary |
Yes old but GREAT! | |||
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| Conservative Behind Enemy Lines  |
A sitcom brazenly stole this idea and aired it here: Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. | |||
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| Member |
A few years ago me and my girlfriend split up for a year or so. At that point we had been together for about 12 years. It was the usual split, and we started dating other people. I totally ago with what slosig posted. The whole dating scene was painful, and I had a few first dates but no second dates. The stuff I was able to tolerate and overlook in the past (if the girl was hot) drove me insane and I could not wait for the dates to end. If we break up again, I am getting a goldfish. I am less tolerant now than I was 8 eight years ago so I cannot imagine dating again. | |||
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| Bunch of savages in this town  |
Been sleeping under a rock? ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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Telecom Ronin |
Old but still relevant. I showed my teenage sons....they loved it and quote it often | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
Or any of the number of other times it's been reposted, since then 
Eight years ago? Ha! I was already less tolerant twenty seven years ago, when I got back together with the woman who would become my wife. If I lose her, for whatever reason, it's gonna be just me and the cats. Yes, I guess I'll be the neighbourhood "crazy old cat guy." "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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| Bad dog! |
Somehow you make me want to wait 6 months and post it again.  ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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The words "foolproof and "female" are rarely used in the same sentence. There are many reasons for this. Ez “To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee” - Herman Melville - | |||
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| If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly!  |
I've said for years that if this one doesn't work out I'll just get a dog to talk to and a real understanding sheep. Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. | |||
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| Middle children of history  |
My wife and I both thought it was hilarious back when we first saw it. For Halloween one year I wore a t-shirt with the hot/crazy matrix on it. She rightfully dressed up as a unicorn.  | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
My solution to finding a wife was to join the army at 17, to go to Germany. Travel 60 miles from my base to a very small village. Met her the first night I was in that little village. Been married to her for 60 years. Never looked back. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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