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Bikini Baristas Sue City in the Name of Free Speech and Women's Rights

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September 13, 2017, 09:52 AM
Some Shot
Bikini Baristas Sue City in the Name of Free Speech and Women's Rights
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Originally posted by bigpond73:
I can't get very excited about it with out pictures. Wink
September 13, 2017, 09:54 AM
wishfull thinker
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Originally posted by H&K-Guy:
Finally, there is actual video here of some of these half naked babes shaking their money makers for tips.

I guess there are cameras everywhere these days.

H&K-Guy
I hate you, you are not a nice person. Frown


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September 13, 2017, 11:34 AM
911Boss
My only concern is that I have to answer the calls complaining about them.

Usually it is snooty women who are probably a touch envious of the workers, of course they are giving their best “what about the children!?” speech. Umm, these tend to be on major arterials on commercially zoned areas, not in elemenarary school parking lot drop off areas, parks, and playgrounds.

I actually had one call from one of the customers, who complained about it. He said it made him feel uncomfortable and think improper thoughts which wasn’t fair to his wife. Confused

I asked him if he knew what type of coffee stand it was before going (yes) so then why he went there, he said it was exciting. I explained that if he’s not comfortable maybe he should choose another place to get his coffee.

The particular location he went to literally had 4 other choices at the same intersection. A Starbucks, 7-11, a titty-free barista stand, and a Chevron station with mini-mart.

Between craigslist personals, backpage, massage joints, etc. cracking down on baristas who flash for tips is not really going to put a dent in our societies moral turpitude.


Personally, I don’t get it. If I won’t pay $4 for Starbucks coffee, I sure ain’t paying $10 to some chick in a bikini that I have no chance at to make me coffee.


I gots a Keurig and high-speed internet. Cheap coffee and free internet titties all day if I was so inclined...






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


September 13, 2017, 12:15 PM
jsbcody
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Originally posted by Some Shot:
quote:
Originally posted by bigpond73:
I can't get very excited about it with out pictures. Wink


Here to help you out. This is one of the more tame photos of a bikini barista:



Here is a link to more photos.....NOT SAFE FOR WORK, HOME, AROUND WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS:

Bikini Baristas in Seattle WA
September 13, 2017, 12:16 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by Some Shot:
quote:
Originally posted by bigpond73:
I can't get very excited about it with out pictures. Wink

click here for video



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September 13, 2017, 12:18 PM
tatortodd
911Boss, are they calling 911? If so, have y'all pressed charges for misuse of 911?



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September 13, 2017, 12:48 PM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:

click here for video

Copying H&K-Guy? He posted a rick-roll video on the first page...



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September 13, 2017, 12:49 PM
ensigmatic
One morning, headed on into work, I stopped at a new coffee bar. There was somebody there, but they were not officially open, yet. (Hello? Rush hour? Do you understand it?) Talked to the owner a bit. He couldn't sell me anything "special," yet, because it wasn't all up and running, but he could sell me straight black coffee. I bought a large. Seven bucks!!!. Ok, yes: It was really good coffee. But not $7 for a cup of black coffee good.

It wouldn't have been worth $7 if he was a she and she looked and was dressed like the barista above, either.

One of the things I'll never understand--along with $1,000 mobile phones, $200/mo. cable bills, and $50k pickup trucks, I guess...



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September 13, 2017, 01:08 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:

click here for video

Copying H&K-Guy? He posted a rick-roll video on the first page...
I know, I decided to try the double rick roll. You're perhaps the first Sigforumite to be Rick-rolled twice in one thread.



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September 13, 2017, 01:27 PM
RichardC
Dear Tatortod and h&k-guy:

Your mothers were hamsters and your fathers smelt of elderberries! Razz


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September 13, 2017, 01:29 PM
H&K-Guy
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Originally posted by RichardC:
Dear Tatortod and h&k-guy:

Your mothers were hamsters and your fathers smelt of elderberries! Razz


Yeah, well I fart in your general direction!

H&K-Guy
September 13, 2017, 01:55 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by H&K-Guy:
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Dear Tatortod and h&k-guy:

Your mothers were hamsters and your fathers smelt of elderberries! Razz


Yeah, well I fart in your general direction!

H&K-Guy
RichardC,

I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Big Grin

~Todd



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September 13, 2017, 03:46 PM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
Copying H&K-Guy? He posted a rick-roll video on the first page...
I know, I decided to try the double rick roll. You're perhaps the first Sigforumite to be Rick-rolled twice in one thread.

Actually, I have a plug-in that allows me to look at a link without clicking it, so I haven't been rick-rolled by either of you.



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September 13, 2017, 04:52 PM
Strambo
Heh, I clicked on the first one knowing what it would be...and it didn't disappoint!

Another example of making new laws when the ones we have are perfectly fine. If they are really just selling coffee in bikinis, leave them alone (you can't see them driving by anyway). If they are engaging in lewd acts or showing T&A, send vice officers there to buy "coffee" (they won't complain) and bust them for breaking the current laws.




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September 13, 2017, 04:54 PM
Il Cattivo
Hmm. Well, that kinda raises another question. If the baristas weren't wearing anything, would that automatically be a health code violation?
September 13, 2017, 05:45 PM
911Boss
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
911Boss, are they calling 911? If so, have y'all pressed charges for misuse of 911?


I am in western WA, Seattle area. The powers that be have successfully convinced the masses to call 911 for anything. We have no law for misusing/abusing 911. We simply tell them the places are not illegal (not in my sphere of concern at least) and there is nothing for us to do.

Then we express empathetic concern for their feelings, soothe their angst, and refer them to a myriad of resources for counseling and emotional support.


Helping people, it’s what I do....






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


September 13, 2017, 11:48 PM
zoom6zoom
are they being forced to work there? No? Then the city can piss off.




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September 14, 2017, 05:56 AM
SgtGold
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Originally posted by H&K-Guy:
Finally, there is actual video here of some of these half naked babes shaking their money makers for tips.

I guess there are cameras everywhere these days.

H&K-Guy


That sir, was uncalled for. You are Dennys's new mascot. Cool


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September 14, 2017, 03:44 PM
fiasconva
We had one of those bikini car washes for a short time in this area. It didn't last very long after the girls found out they were actually expected to wash the car. *s*



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