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Hillary phones Trump

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August 02, 2017, 09:32 AM
Krazeehorse
Hillary phones Trump
Hillary Phoned President Trump


Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the President's assistant agreed to disturb his study time.
“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.

“Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg just died, and I would like to take her place.”, begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s alright with me, if it’s OK with the funeral home.”, replied President Trump.


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August 02, 2017, 10:11 AM
Pipe Smoker
We can only wish.


Serious about crackers.
August 02, 2017, 11:48 AM
flashguy
Good one! (Didn't see that coming.)

flashguy



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August 02, 2017, 12:03 PM
Elk Hunter
If only!


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August 02, 2017, 12:12 PM
Eponym
I like it. Big Grin
August 02, 2017, 12:54 PM
mcrimm
My guess is they will both be a goner before the end of Trumps first term.


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August 02, 2017, 01:56 PM
rburg
quote:
Originally posted by mcrimm:
My guess is they will both be a goner before the end of Trumps first term.


As stated above, we can only wish.


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August 02, 2017, 02:07 PM
RichardC
Deadpan humor. Smile


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August 02, 2017, 02:08 PM
slyguy
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August 02, 2017, 08:08 PM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by slyguy:
Welcome to the Dark Side

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August 02, 2017, 08:14 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
quote:
Originally posted by slyguy:
Welcome to the Dark Side

Do you have cookies?


No, but we do have dark chocolate.




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