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| Smarter than the average bear |
I'm reminded of Rodney Dangerfield, who said "I was so afraid the first time I had sex. I was all alone!" | |||
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| Tuesday was gone when I told her my name is the breeze. |
lol lou,i remember that joke,Rodney was and is an american icon gbu rod. | |||
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I realized some time ago that I can't afford a Ferrari OR a sex life!! | |||
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Hope this helps you Jim use as often as needed   ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
My Ferrari is locked in the garage and I forget where the keys are. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
I have always preferred a pickup truck. Slower, rougher riding, and always gets me where I want to go! And a lot less maintenance.  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Political Cynic |
 this is mine - same color and interior, I just don't have any grass yes, it goes fast yes, maintenance is expensive but so are women I think its about an even break [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Member |
Lady at work, a real good cook, brought in a cake called "Better Than Sex Cake". After I finished my piece she asked... Well, was it better than sex? I replied... No, but it's better than any I've had lately. When I repeated that story for some family members in front of my wife she gave me a sharp punch in the arm... but that's all she gave me for a while... Collecting dust. | |||
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Certified All Positions |
I thought you were going to say: "Expensive, dangerous, and only fits small European men." Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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Hop head  |
wait,,,, you have a high end artsy shopping district blocks from your house, trendy museum not far, and you walk the dog a bit, surely you have a few hook ups in the area, and yes,, I know the LGBTUIRTYTEADUUEDNH community is big in that area,, but if you really got horny, you could lower the standards or jump the fence,,,,, just sayin  https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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Costs way too much for the amount of time you spend riding in it? | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
HA! "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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| Non-Miscreant |
There's mime out there someplace. Its got a lovely lady with her foot up on the Ferrari. The caption is "in the long run, the car is cheaper". On the other forum, our Cajun lawyer had the advice "go ugly early". Shugart, lower your standards. Not just a little, but a lot. Of course when you hit rock bottom, its kind of depressing. I'd ask that if you're not using your magic pills to send some this direction. Sure, they'd probably kill me but what difference does it make at this point. Some corrupt famous person said that when she killed off one of her embassy crew. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Unfortunately Dick, I've kinda already bottomed out. Remember the Groucho Marx quote: "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Green grass and high tides |
Shu, seem's like I remember you mentioning your girlfriend in previous post's. Could be wrong. Anyway, they are ladies out there. "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
What, perchance, do "girlfriend" and "sex life" have to do with each other? "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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I have sex just like my steak - very rare! | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
It's not a Ferrari, but it's easier when you're both pushing.  I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Political Cynic |
is this the one?  [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
an old homicide captain, long passed away, used to say "the screwin' you get ain't worth the screwin' you get". (he didn't actually say "screwin") | |||
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