My sex life is like a Ferrari.

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher

January 11, 2018, 10:55 AM

ArtieS

And when you rent one, it's VROOM, VROOOM, YEEEEHAW, CRASH!

"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.

January 11, 2018, 10:56 AM

Mr.9mm

What's a Ferrari?

January 11, 2018, 11:10 AM

Sig2340

Mine got repo'd.

January 11, 2018, 11:43 AM

2000Z-71

It takes a lot of maintenance to keep it up?

January 11, 2018, 11:45 AM

roberth

LOL

January 11, 2018, 12:10 PM

Rey HRH

But I bet you get there faster than a Ferrari could.

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.

January 11, 2018, 12:30 PM

Prefontaine

I will refrain from my mentioning the two actors names but it is a true story.

A well known elderly aged actor, who is known around the world, especially for some key roles in the 60’s and 70’s, did a movie with a well known up and coming actor in the early 2000’s. At the set wrap, last day of shooting, whatever, they had a wrap party that night. The young actor is having a drink with the older actor. They get on the wimmins subject. The old actor told the young actor, if he ever even thought of getting married, to not do it. Instead, just go to a random bar one night, write a check for everything you’ve got in the bank, give it to her, a stranger, and be done with it. He was serious.

Years later, that young actor becomes household name, marries a lady, who is just about a household name. They have kids, then a few years later (relatively recent), they get a divorce. Tabloid fodder, money, all sorts of bad stuff ensues.

I’ve never forgotten this story. While my sex life goes from great to nonexistent back and forth, well I’ve got 99 problems and a woman isn’t one.