Can I get a Moderator for a second opinion....

July 10, 2019, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by darthfuster:
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Originally posted by ulsterman:
While he's not the brightest light in the harbor, this looks like a bunch of 12 year olds piling on.

On that same hike we found an uncharted lake. While circling to see what we could see, I found a dead beaver floating by the shore. Mrs DF didn't believe it was dead so she handed me a stick. Without hesitating I asked her, "you want me to poke the beaver with my stick?" Rolleyes.....

I'm twelve

In college I had a wooden sculpture of a beaver. To this day I"m still not sure where I got it. Anyway, for some reason when it was sitting on the table ladies would always poke it or touch it. I always did my best to catch them and scold them to not touch my beaver.

"Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails."

"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled."

July 10, 2019, 09:28 PM

sigalert

Love this thread! Any of you forum geezers know where I can get some generic batteries for my Surefires?

July 10, 2019, 09:28 PM

911Boss

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Originally posted by 18DAI:
You know that puff of dust and feathers, when an Eagle strikes its prey at high speed. Thats what Im sitting here envisioning. Regards 18DAI

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Originally posted by cwelch:
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Originally posted by feersum dreadnaught:
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Originally posted by dsiets:
Hey everyone. I've been on vacation. What I miss?

When the hell did we get "chat"?

It is only available once you sign the waiver.

Hell, I've been here 14 years what's this waiver thing you're talking about?

Once you hit 300 posts the waiver is sent by PM..

July 10, 2019, 09:45 PM

ersatzknarf

Seven pages of pure gold and not yet one mention of unitard ?

Oops, forgot about the waiver, first...

DF, you is a mensch

July 10, 2019, 09:46 PM

2012BOSS302

July 10, 2019, 09:56 PM

BGULL

Would the phrasing: “defenestration of epic proportions” be appropriate at some point, hopefully?

July 10, 2019, 09:58 PM

cwelch

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Originally posted by cwelch:
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Originally posted by feersum dreadnaught:
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Originally posted by dsiets:
Hey everyone. I've been on vacation. What I miss?

When the hell did we get "chat"?

It is only available once you sign the waiver.

Hell, I've been here 14 years what's this waiver thing you're talking about?

Once you hit 300 posts the waiver is sent by PM..[/QUOTE]

I better get busy then. Naw, I guess I can wait another 4 1/2 years or so. Now where is that like button?

July 10, 2019, 09:59 PM

Beancooker

This thread has made my day. I have a shit post count, but I read and learned enough over the last nine years to know three things.

Not my sandbox. Follow the rules or GTFO.
Don’t be an asshat and people are pretty damn good to you here.

Most importantly, don’t try to pluck the eagle’s feathers. His pimp hand is strong, and his banhammer is doubly so.

quote:
_{Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.}

July 10, 2019, 10:03 PM

chellim1

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... Rolleyes.....

I'm twelve

It's hard to verify age on the internet.
Can I get a Moderator for a second opinion on that... ?

I want to be twelve again.

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown

"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
-rduckwor

July 10, 2019, 10:15 PM

sigmonkey

"Vinnie, what happened?"

"Well, we—"

"You get it straightened out?"

"No, we had a problem. And, uh, we tried to do everything we could."

"What do you mean?"

"And, uh, we tried to do everything we could. ... He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it."

July 10, 2019, 10:19 PM

Georgeair

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Originally posted by feersum dreadnaught:
Waiver is a joke. Like “moderator second opinion”

And now, for you I pray as well SIR.

July 10, 2019, 10:34 PM

darthfuster

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Seven pages of pure gold and not yet one mention of unitard ?

Oops, forgot about the waiver, first...

DF, you is a mensch

July 10, 2019, 10:36 PM

darthfuster

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Originally posted by chellim1:
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... Rolleyes.....

I'm twelve

It's hard to verify age on the internet.
Can I get a Moderator for a second opinion on that... ?
I want to be twelve again.

I have a drywall screw you can borrow. Borrow. I'm gonna need it back for future action.

July 10, 2019, 10:39 PM

P220 Smudge

Well, at least this didn’t go like the stew field thread, what with signal mirrors and wing waggles and and whatnot.

July 10, 2019, 10:43 PM

sigmonkey

July 10, 2019, 10:44 PM

P220 Smudge

Well... there goes the neighborhood.

July 10, 2019, 10:48 PM

BadDogPSD

I'm rolling.... love this site. Y'all are quite an entertaining bunch.

July 10, 2019, 10:52 PM

SigSauerP226

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Originally posted by kz1000:
IndyFFL, is that you?

Haha yesss.

Grab a mirror and signal the F16s now!

July 10, 2019, 11:02 PM

sigmonkey

There better be a damned Karma!

July 10, 2019, 11:04 PM

ugeesta

Hey, I just got back from stuffing a burrito in to my gas tank. what’d I miss....

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