Every time President Biden uses the word "The" or "A/An", you take a shot of rum.

If he says inflation is good/okay, you drink 10 ounces of bourbon.

If he says the southern border is secure, you drink 10 oz of tequila.

What about if he closes his eyes hard then corrects himself? Drink a 12 pack of PBR?

bildbakbetta 15oz of Everclear

We’ll all be chitfaced within 10 minutes..

This all sounds interesting, BUT, it would mean that I would have to listen to that lying asshole, and that is a NO!!

For me, hearing and seeing 2 Scoops would make me drink more! I’d be like Ray Milland in The Lost Weekend!

Every time he whispers, drink a bottle of Ripple.

I don't understand why anyone would even watch this.

Two words: Alcohol Poisoning. Just saying, a trip to the ER is not worth it.

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Ray Milland in The Lost Weekend!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nah Milland was a boring drunk. I will take Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.

I'm not wasting good booze on the icecream shitter.

I'm going to have call out tomorrow. And that's only after watching the dumpster fire for 5 minutes.

Only way I'd watch this if Pedo Bidet's nose grew like Pinocchio's every time he lied.

Given that fantasy is unrealistic I will totally ignore the leftist braindead screed broadcast and spend my time in more worthy pursuits.

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This all sounds interesting, BUT, it would mean that I would have to listen to that lying asshole, and that is a NO!!

Seeing as I have a week's worth of training going on, I can't numb myself with alcohol while this moron lies to the American people. I must refrain from watching his bullshit twist on how things are going. He doesn't even realize that prices are up on anything!

Buck Fiden!

Remember, no posting while drunk!

In anticipation, I will start drinking heavily well in advance of the speech. Not that I intend to watch any of it. Instead I will be letting Les Bon Temps Rouillez! Happy Mardi Gras everyone.

I will make a bold prediction that The Tater-in-chief will claim that everything is wonderful, but people aren't seeing it because they are obsessed with Covi

ETA: as my contribution to the drinking game: every time they turn the camera on Kumswalla, pour yourself a shot and toss it in your eye.

Clown world SOTU platform for the honk back better agenda begins with pudding time. Followed by a diaper change. And a, "you know, the things are gonna melt" appeal for the Bolshevik fight against sun spots. Concluding with a whispered "c'mon man," and a chuckle before shuffling off set.

why you be killin' folks all up in hyere ??

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Remember, no posting while drunk!

Personally, I wouldn't be able to watch and listen to President Two Scoops for that long unless I was hopelessly hammered.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Your Official Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread

With Nan's face diaper requirement in the house chamber rescinded, and the US Capital once again ringed by fences topped with razor wire, the stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the annual manure spread know to us all as the State Of The Union message.

We can once again expect more lying then a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles sitting in a squad car trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.

And like all of 46* speeches, a mind-numbing exercise in self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, an economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.

But we're sure to be entertained as in past years, despite the droning speech, watching Nan fidget around, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin.

But SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this years Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD, compliments of our good friend Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.