I like 3/4" steaks and 1/2" chops. Don't care for the thick ones. Nope, don't care for them at all.

It's hard to beat (at least for me) a good helping of fried clams.
My few times a year treat.

Long tube headers for a Viper cost 25% more than those for a Mustang.

Golfed for the first time this year yesterday. This old man is stiff between his shoulders today.

State tax refund has arrived, but I still miss the difference between that and having to pay the Fed.

When one indulges in kielbasa and 'kraut with a side of baked beans for supper, one should avoid passing gas in the shower.

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Originally posted by PHPaul:
When one indulges in kielbasa and 'kraut with a side of baked beans for supper, one should avoid passing gas in the shower.

I would think during a shower would be preferable to when wearing pants.

Our first new-production units shipped yesterday!

I love my job.

Talked with a friend I hadn't heard from in a long while today. Of course he needed something, but it was still good to talk.

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Originally posted by WaterburyBob:
I would think during a shower would be preferable to when wearing pants.

Perhaps for bystanders. Not so much for the originator.

Golfed the second time this year. Shot an 85. The wife could care less.

It takes about 38,000 gallons to paint an oil tanker.

When garden seeds (tomato for example) say 70-75 days, I always assumed that that meant time from planting. I learned recently that it is the time from transplanting to harvest.

With modern medicine you are becoming more and more likely to die on a bed that is not yours.

Even though it's parked in the driveway, the RV trailer is a delightful place to spend an afternoon listening to podcasts with the pups.

My son just said his work is bringing him back to Utah for a week. Dang family is nice.

Mickey Mouse gets a call from his lawyer, the lawyer tells him "Mickey I'm sorry, but you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy"

Mickey says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy"

I can't combine hard pretzels with coffee. They don't sit well for some reason.

Having single action revolver bug again; took my Vaquero to the range this week. I think it deserves better grips than the stock ones.

Smartphone - phone app, calculator app - much hilarity when you don’t realize which one you are using when doing math.