Why is ham a rectangle, provolone round, and the bread a square?

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Originally posted by preten2b:

Why is ham a rectangle, provolone round, and the bread a square?l

Hamantaschen are triangles.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: V-Tail, May 19, 2020 07:49 AM

If your ham in a rectangle, you're doing it wrong.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Snickers. Candy named after a horse by Mars family, 1930.

I would not own a horse but I can't get enough Snickers.

Isn't it cute?



I went to get in my truck and head to work, I heard it meowing and found it in my engine bay. I got the wife outside, she is definitely a cat lady, she has six rescues

It won't come out, luring it with food was a no go. After about 20 minutes I poked it with a stick. Late for work by now.

It ran under some logs beside the neighbors house, It was still bellowing. I saw the look of terror in it's beady little eyes. I can't have the wife thinking I am scared of a little kitten, so I grab it.

That thing latched onto me, instant pain from teeth and claws. I pulled it off and it latched on my other hand, it's screaming bloody murder.

The wife took off her robe and I deposited the little bastard in it. Instant quiet.

I have to head to work and I make a plea for her to call one of the rescue groups or the humane society as we are not equipped to take care of the wild beast. We will see

Anyone need a cat?

I had a good picture for this thread. Now I got nothing......

Help the bombardier!

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Anyone need a cat?

It's yours now, you share a blood bond.

Nein^^^

All of the rescue groups: We are closed, sorry

Even though we have adopted six cats from them

County animal control: We be not taking any animals.

What do I do with it?


We recommend it stay with it's mother


How do I find it's mother?

I don't know Sir


What do I do with it?


Let me send you to dispatch



County police, how can I help you?


Uhh, I have a kitten



Let me transfer you to animal control


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Chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast.

After two months without one I was able to get a haircut. I usually regard this as a chore, but this time I was much happier to get it.

BigSwede, I do believe that your clowder has now grown by one!

After it stops biting you, combat ready kittens make fine pets. I have one lying on my living room floor right now.

You started it. You poked a poor defenseless kitten with a stick.

War kittens?

Swede -- get that bite taken care of.

A guy who used to work for me tried to rescue a kitten that did not want to be rescued, he got a nasty bite.

I told him to get his ass to a doc-in-a-box, he refused, infection set in, he wound up incarcerated in the hospital for several days with heavy duty IV antibiotics.

I am keeping an eye on it Sir. I immediately washed it twice and used BZK twice with new bandages.

A friend of ours who volunteers at a local shelter was bitten on the thumb in a similar fashion and ended up with an infection down to the bone. She also had to do antibiotic IV at the hospital for weeks thereafter.

Please do take care.


Us? We have dogs rescue us

We did transport cats to adoption events, several times, always with a good bit of trepidation...

Squirrel!