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March 25, 2017, 12:23 PM
Jus228
48 clean jokes
My gut hurts!! Most of those were hilarious! Big Grin


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If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
March 26, 2017, 03:56 PM
zoom6zoom
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
March 27, 2017, 01:54 PM
bendable
I made the mistake of sending this link to a few others,
seems there is some foul language in the comments section
be aware





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Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
March 27, 2017, 09:39 PM
Lord Vaalic
This should be a running thread for jokes




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
March 02, 2023, 05:35 PM
RichardC
quote:
Originally posted by exx1976:
What do we want?
Time travel!
When do we want to it?
Irrelevant.


What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?


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March 02, 2023, 06:04 PM
ArtieS
Link's gone dead. It just takes me to a "knowable.com" homepage about automated contract management.



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
March 02, 2023, 07:39 PM
bigwagon
quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
I made the mistake of sending this link to a few others,
seems there is some foul language in the comments section
be aware

Tell them not to read the comments.
March 02, 2023, 08:05 PM
doublesharp
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
Link's gone dead. It just takes me to a "knowable.com" homepage about automated contract management.


yep


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March 03, 2023, 03:14 AM
ScreamingCockatoo
What is the report on a satellite that quits working?

An orbituary.





He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
March 03, 2023, 05:04 AM
Captain Morgan
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married and had children.
They were nothing to look at.



Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin
March 03, 2023, 05:15 AM
r0gue
Takes me to Knowable.com contract management software
Confused




March 03, 2023, 06:40 AM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by r0gue:
Takes me to Knowable.com contract management software
Confused
Yeah. The link gives me
quote:
Contract data management and analytics.

March 03, 2023, 08:56 AM
Eponym
quote:
Originally posted by r0gue:
Takes me to Knowable.com contract management software
Confused
The original post in SIGforum was 6 years ago. Perhaps the linked page has been removed.