Joltin' Joe Biden- “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?”
Jeff Sessions swatting Biden's hand away from a child.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
April 04, 2019, 10:31 AM
pbslinger
We missed it guys. The window has closed. Prior to uncle joe's non apology, this behavior was OK. A remnant of the old friendlier ways that have been replaced in a moment, with an insincere non apology. Up until yesterday, hair sniffing, head nuzzling, shoulder and arm rubbing, were OK. Hope you got in some good ones before the world changed to a new and modern increased personal space distance era.
Since the only area of his creepiness addressed by anyone is with adults, possibly all this is still OK with children. So you still need to keep an eye on your kids if they are around creepy fucks. Maybe the improper touching of children will be found to be alarming someday by a normally easily alarmed media, but somehow and some way, they aren't alarmed. Seems simple to remedy, since this problem could also be remedied by a quick several minute speech/non apology also.
April 04, 2019, 10:33 AM
lbj
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: This may get interesting.
____________________________________________________ New and improved super concentrated me: Proud rebel, heretic, and Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal.
There is iron in my words of death for all to see. So there is iron in my words of life.
April 04, 2019, 11:14 AM
ArtieS
So, should "Joltin' Joe's" new nickname be "'ol Rub n' Tug" or "'ol Scratch n' Sniff"?
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
April 04, 2019, 01:41 PM
BamaJeepster
The president just tweeted this
Video here:
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams
April 04, 2019, 03:04 PM
RichardC
Jeepers Creepers.
____________________
April 04, 2019, 03:25 PM
Floyd D. Barber
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
April 04, 2019, 04:54 PM
RHINOWSO
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster: The president just tweeted this
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid a flurry of accusations of inappropriate touching and crowding people's personal space leveled at former vice president Joe Biden, President Trump announced Friday that Biden is his appointment to the Transporation Security Administration.
Biden will be tasked with showing TSA agents how to violate people's personal space and privacy in their daily groping of American citizens. He already has "dozens" of charts and infographics he began to hand out to TSA workers all across the country, creeping up on them and gingerly setting the files in their hands as he whispered his instructions in their ears.
"Based on Biden's skill getting inappropriately close to people and making unwanted physical advances, he is the perfect man for the job," Trump said. "We've had our differences in the past, but I'm glad Creepy Joe and I can work together on this one."
"He's a very good toucher, one of the best."
Trump reportedly considered himself for the position before choosing Biden, calling himself an "expert groper," but he was informed he can't be both president of the United States and the TSA Administrator.
Kudos to The Bee for choosing this pic too which added greatly to the creepy factor.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
April 05, 2019, 07:46 PM
lbj
Make sure Uncle Joe doesn't get anywhere near your Black Rifle coffee.
____________________________________________________ New and improved super concentrated me: Proud rebel, heretic, and Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal.
There is iron in my words of death for all to see. So there is iron in my words of life.
April 05, 2019, 09:11 PM
erj_pilot
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That is hilarious only because I got 2 bags of BRCC Just Decaf in the mail this very afternoon. LMAO!!!
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
April 06, 2019, 03:36 PM
lbj
I hadn't realized Uncle Joe was on the Titanic.
____________________________________________________ New and improved super concentrated me: Proud rebel, heretic, and Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal.
There is iron in my words of death for all to see. So there is iron in my words of life.
April 06, 2019, 09:16 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
Watching Gutfeld on Fox right now...it's hairy-lary-ous (in the hair sniffing pervy creepy old uncle Joe sorta way)...gonna be a good one tonight
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
April 07, 2019, 08:28 AM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
"I would do anything for love..."
April 07, 2019, 09:48 AM
Fla. Jim
Old Joe just wanted his chance at the Oval Office with a sweet young intern and a Humidor full of Cuban's.
