I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.........
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

The man's gotta point!

Great joke, consider it stolen.

Good one!

Very Definitely Stolen!

.... big time

I'll be retelling that one tonight!

That was good for a Wednesday morning smile.

Remember how you added years to your life by exercising, eating right, and clean living ?


Well, these are those years.

That man could be me! (I'm 80.)

flashguy