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Botched Execution in Tennessee aka Come Back to the Five and Dime, Black Jack Ketchum, Black Jack Ketchum

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October 02, 2026, 09:13 AM
2BobTanner
Botched Execution in Tennessee aka Come Back to the Five and Dime, Black Jack Ketchum, Black Jack Ketchum
I wouldn’t be surprised to see the morons who showed solidarity with Lindsay Clancy to voice solidarity with this murderess too.




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October 02, 2026, 09:16 AM
egregore
quote:
by bdylan, page 3:
Probably should hire an executioner ...

I wonder if Albert Pierrepoint has any descendants. Ol' Al really knew his business.
October 02, 2026, 09:18 AM
downeastnc1
Not botched. Outcome as intended.
October 02, 2026, 09:25 AM
bdylan
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
quote:
by bdylan, page 3:
Probably should hire an executioner ...

I wonder if Albert Pierrepoint has any descendants. Ol' Al really knew his business.


Exactly right. A man who took the job and responsibility seriously.
October 02, 2026, 11:21 AM
kz1000
<all-female execution team>


Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?


She was a woman!


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October 02, 2026, 12:01 PM
parabellum
This seems like a good time to review Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

...and the attendant Grey's Law, which parodies Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
October 02, 2026, 08:01 PM
Z06



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October 02, 2026, 11:27 PM
old rugged cross
Big Grin



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October 03, 2026, 12:24 AM
cparktd
I had similar happen to me once in Hospital 3 or 4 different nurses tried to draw blood, both arms, both hands, over a dozen tries, I finally put a stop to it... Shift change... nurse that just walked in, talked me into letting her try... BANG... hit it first try!

The real injustice in all of this is 31 years!
31 years from the murder to the attempted execution! Time to dust off old sparky, always have a plan B. Do the lethal injection right in the chair... injection fails? Throw the switch! Done.



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October 03, 2026, 06:35 AM
tleddy
quote:
Originally posted by whanson_wi:
The veterinarian in Podunk could have done a better job.

^^^^^^^^^^^*

In my career in laboratory medicine, I performed thousands of phlebotomy procedures and started IVs as well. For people with experience, IV failure with infiltration is almost unheard of, approaching malpractice.

I am very curious concerning the experience and training of the team. My assumption is that the names and backgrounds are held confidential.

A thought: Common gases used for general anesthesia include nitrous oxide, xenon, and various volatile anesthetics such as isoflurane, sevoflurane, and desflurane. These gases are typically administered through inhalation during surgical procedures. A painless, reliable method by overdose!


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October 03, 2026, 07:03 AM
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October 03, 2026, 07:15 AM
egregore
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A thought: Common gases used for general anesthesia include nitrous oxide, xenon, and various volatile anesthetics such as isoflurane, sevoflurane, and desflurane.

Pure nitrogen is cheaper than any of those. Or just slowly letting the air out of the room.

On the other hand, N2O could have them going out with a laugh.


October 03, 2026, 10:48 AM
LS1 GTO
Have one person strap her down and hold her in place while another person slices her throat with a box cutter.

Let the victim's family have first dibs for carrying out the action(s)

Easy peazy






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October 03, 2026, 11:23 AM
bdylan
Next time, when the felon starts to 'snore loudly' simply place a pillow firmly over her face! What in the world are we doing!!! Protocol requires us to suddenly treat her like an innocent we haven't been tasked with eliminating. Nonsensical. Who would want to be associated with this level of fuckery. Capital punishment has officially been made into a clown show. We are manufacturing vegetables for the taxpayer to support.
October 03, 2026, 03:26 PM
bettysnephew
Perhaps there is a new use for all that seized fentanyl coming across the border. "Here is some Kool Aid to wash down that last meal you ordered". No drug companies are able to protest its' use for executions and the cartels can be blamed for supplying it. Nod off, fall asleep (maybe puke) and don't wake up. Plenty of ways to administer it too, be creative.



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October 04, 2026, 11:14 AM
heydrich
I volunteer to come down with a pillow to finish the job.


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October 04, 2026, 11:52 AM
Mustang-PaPa
Maybe a new use for Fauci Pillow.
October 10, 2026, 02:03 PM
Tn226
How about she just line up with Hasan?

"Christa Pike was discharged from a local hospital and is now at Deborah K. Johnson Rehabilitation Center where she has been housed for more than 30 years," her attorneys, Stephen Ferrell, Luke Ihnen, Randy Spivey and Kelly Gleason, said in a statement Saturday. "She is grateful to the first responders and her medical team for their care in these extraordinary circumstances. She is continuing to receive medical care at the prison, and we will continue to track her recovery."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/c...firefox-newtab-en-us

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October 10, 2026, 04:05 PM
GT-40DOC
There was NO NEED to put her on a respirator in the hospital. Without one, she would have died. End of problem...
October 10, 2026, 04:26 PM
Mars_Attacks
A kinetic chunk of pavement would have solved this.


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