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Each Friday night after work, Ole would fire up his outdoor grill on the shore of Big Lake Wissota and cook a venison steak. But, all of Ole's neighbors were Catholic... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted over Wissota all the way to Chippewa Falls, and was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Ole, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Ole attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Lutheran, and raised a Lutheran, but now you are a Catholic." Ole's neighbors were relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Ole's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Ole, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You vuz born a deer, you vuz raised a deer, but now you is a walleye. BIDEN SUCKS. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Lol! I recall growing up in the midwest as a Lutheran and the hordes of Catholics around - fish fry Fridays was the rule of the day. Steak and potatoes for us heathens, with a  and a  | |||
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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
Shamelessly stolen! When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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Another good one. That's two in a row. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Hehehe!!! Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Too stinkin' funny. Consider this stolen! "Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands" May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco? | |||
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There is a world elsewhere |
My dad's favorite joke. how did an Arkansas boy hear about Ole and Lena jokes? A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
My Mom and Dad were Missouri Synod Lutherans. (LCMS is one of the more straight-laced synods). Of course, I and all 5 of my brothers were brought up the same way. My next older brother refers to the Lutheran Church as "Catholic Lite". Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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We Are...MARSHALL |
I always heard Lutherans were Catholics who failed Latin! Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire and keep him warm the rest of his life. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
That works too. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Stolen. Forwarded to fellow Lutherans! Happy Easter! Two things bring me to tears. The unconditional Love of God,the service of the United States Military,past,present,and future. I would rather meet a slick-sleeve private, than a hollywood star! | |||
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Here in our small town, I would guess 40% are Lutheran, 40% are Catholic, and the other 20% are misc. Catholic's refer to the Lutherans as lazy Catholics. Even heard some Lutherans say it also. Sigs P-220, P-226 9mm, & P-230SL (CCW) | |||
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