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WYMT: Laurel County man offers to pay hitchhiker for sex; hitchhiker steals man’s truck, per police

CLAY COUNTY, Ky. (WYMT) - Updated, Wednesday
The Clay County Sheriff's Office recovered a stolen vehicle and arrested the hitchhiker accused of stealing it.

A Laurel County man allegedly offered to pay a hitchhiker for sex. Deputies said Ronnie Helton drove Michael Paul Collins to Crawfish Road. When Helton got out of his vehicle to undress, Collins drove away with it, deputies said.

Late Monday night, deputies found the stolen Chevrolet Malibu off North Highway 421. They said Collins met an older man from Jackson County at Fall Rock Dollar Store to possibly trade vehicles. That is when Collins allegedly got in the other man's Mercury Cougar, took it for a test drive and did not come back.

It was not until early Wednesday morning that police got a call about a suspicious vehicle on Stacy Branch Road. When deputies arrived, they found the stolen Mercury Cougar. They then tracked down Collins to a home on Williamstown Road. Deputies said Collins tried to run out the back door before they arrested him.

Collins, 26, is charged with theft by unlawful taking, fleeing or evading police on foot and a court bench warrant. He was taken to the Clay County Detention Center.

Original Story, Monday
A Laurel County man is behind bars after, police say, he offered to pay a hitchhiker for sex.

Ronnie Helton, 71, faces a charge of solicitation.

Clay County deputies say Helton picked up a hitchhiker walking along Interstate 75 in Laurel County on Monday and offered the man money in return for sex.

The man, who said he was from Ohio, agreed.

The two men drove to Crawfish Road, where Helton stepped outside and began to undress.

That is when, deputies say, the hitchhiker took off in Helton's vehicle.

The vehicle remains stolen. Deputies do not know the identity of the thief.

Helton was arrested and taken to the Clay County Detention Center.
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Maybe a gay cougar?

Tweny dollar, huh? Wait right there whiles I get out and takes ma clothes off.

Well, he got screwed, just not in the way he was hoping...

Wait... you typed all that and no duck, hit by the truck, or $50 bucks.

Worse telling of that joke ever.

Malibus are pickups?

Whew! I thought they caught me there for a second.

Whatever happened to ass, gas, or grass?

Nothing good happens on Crawfish Rd.

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Originally posted by Blackmore:
Malibus are pickups?

Or Cougars???

Did he let the hitchhiker ride in the back?

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Did he let the hitchhiker ride in the back?

Sounds like that was his plan, but the hitchhiker took off with his car before he could get his pants off. Or maybe it was the other way around. Either way we'll likely never know for sure.

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Originally posted by kz1000:

Poor Ned Beatty.