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$400k Rolls Royce Off Road. Never seen an automotive reviewer so terrified!

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May 25, 2019, 05:05 PM
Black92LX
$400k Rolls Royce Off Road. Never seen an automotive reviewer so terrified!



Link to original video: https://youtu.be/W7CZ8kJgpwc

There are parts where he looks so afraid to drive it.


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May 25, 2019, 05:52 PM
signewt
Most of my drive ways in the 70s ~90s were more challenging...


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May 25, 2019, 05:58 PM
Otto Pilot
Heh..."Off-Road".


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May 25, 2019, 06:04 PM
a1abdj
The guy in that video drives his SUV "off road" like you do. Wink

This guy drives his Rolls "off road" a bit more aggressively.




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May 25, 2019, 06:32 PM
MPB
Off road... We call that "Spring" here!
May 25, 2019, 06:43 PM
smschulz
$400K off road Rolls is just plain wrong unless it has some James Bond amenities. Eek
May 25, 2019, 06:59 PM
PD
I think I could appreciate a Rolls if I the money but that is damn ugly.
How ‘bout a Dawn.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx4bkvqoU4U
May 25, 2019, 07:20 PM
djinco
Why? As one poster already said, that is no worse than most county roads or driveways.
Why does everyone think "Off-Road" is mud? Let's see how it does with boulders, off camber trails.

Engineer Pass or Mosquito Pass in Colorado. Not overly challenging, but at least it's not a dirt road after some rain.

I noticed the Jeep rescue vehicle following.

If I had a billion dollars, I still wouldn't buy one.

It needs some off-road pinstripes.


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May 25, 2019, 07:43 PM
Gear.Up
Hrmmm, at no point in the video do they take it "off road."

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May 26, 2019, 05:27 AM
tacfoley
Where are the winches? No winches = NOT an off-roader.

This is probably THE definitive poser-mobile the world has ever seen.

No doubt the Kardashians, those epitomes of good taste, have four or five of them....
May 26, 2019, 08:35 AM
Eponym
Also missing a roll bar, skid plate, bush guard, knobby tires, lift kit, hi-lift jack, spare gas can, ...

Driving a half mile on a flat, damp trail is not off-roading.
May 26, 2019, 08:42 AM
Sig2340
Baja 500 is next weekend. SCORE needs a new class "Cartel Limited Class" in which only street legal, unmodified luxury cars like this Rolls can run.

Run must have a/c on the entire time, windows up.





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May 26, 2019, 08:49 AM
greco
RR has always had my respect, until this blasphemous abortion of an off-road vehicle. Like mentioned above, the Kardashians will have one. Almost as lame as that “driver”.




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May 26, 2019, 08:56 AM
tacfoley
One road test I watched for the Bentley Bentayga, the reporter pointed out that the folding trays on the front seats were $2000 EACH extra, and that the car he was driving had over $70K worth of extras.....THIS abortion would make all that look like pocket change.
May 26, 2019, 09:46 AM
Aglifter
My guess is that it will be very popular in Eastern Europe, Russia, and parts of the Northeast, as it would be more suited to their "roads".
May 26, 2019, 10:05 AM
Doc H.
quote:
Originally posted by tacfoley:
One road test I watched for the Bentley Bentayga, the reporter pointed out that the folding trays on the front seats were $2000 EACH extra, and that the car he was driving had over $70K worth of extras.....THIS abortion would make all that look like pocket change.


Ah, but can upgrade the CLOCK in the Bentley - for $160,000....





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May 26, 2019, 10:07 AM
gearhounds
That is not off roading. Not even close.




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May 26, 2019, 10:09 AM
fpuhan
I have always maintained that I would never drive a Rolls-Royce.

Heck, if I had the money to buy a Rolls, I'd have the money to hire a chauffeur!




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May 26, 2019, 11:17 AM
ElToro
I’ll keep my 4wd Tacoma and keep the difference to buy some acreage so i can off-road on my own place
May 26, 2019, 11:52 AM
Orguss
I don't understand why he'd be afraid, either. It's obviously a course chosen by Rolls-Royce and with a representative of the company in the vehicle, he wouldn't be held liable for any damages incurred.



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