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Funny Man |
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, " Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | ||
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Make America Great Again |
LOL ____________________________ Bill R. North Alabama _____________________________ I just can't quit grinnin' from all of this winnin'! | |||
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 Good one. | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
Ed may be beyond prayer.... flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Political Cynic |
ha! stolen [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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