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August 25, 2026, 09:08 AM
RawnyOrange is the new Red & Gold
49ers owner Jed York arrested"San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York pleaded no contest to criminal charges after being arrested on suspicion of engaging in prostitution in Ohio over the weekend, according to court documents."You'd think someone with a reputation to protect would shell out for a more discreet establishment. What did he expect for $140?
Love the Niners, but never liked the Yorks. Especially junior over here after how he treated Jim Harbaugh. He must be laughing his ass off, and so am I.
Hey Jed! Looking sharp in your new suit!
August 25, 2026, 09:14 AM
GraniteguyHe should learn to be a bit more discrete, you know, like Bob Kraft in New England.
August 25, 2026, 09:15 AM
xd45manThis reminds me of an Artie Lange joke. Paparazii takes picture of celebrity with Gorlock The Destroyer on his arm. That's the hottest chick that famous guy could get? No, its the hottest chick this guy could get in Cleveland on a Wednesday at 3am.
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August 25, 2026, 09:16 AM
LS1 GTOHe should have been doing it on Market St where no one would have cared
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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August 25, 2026, 09:30 AM
Rawnyquote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
He should have been doing it on Market St where no one would have cared
Well affordability is a struggle that is very real here in Kommiefornia. That's why he had to do it in Ohio. $140 will barely get you a handie here in the Bay Area.
August 25, 2026, 11:52 AM
egregorequote:
What did he expect for $140?
Is that what a BJ costs now? Damn inflation.
It is said that high price doesn't necessarily pay for better looks or sex, but
silence.
August 25, 2026, 12:20 PM
Russ59And if I understand correctly, it was an FBI sting operation, not an actual 'caught in the act' arrest.
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August 25, 2026, 01:26 PM
HRKYou wonder what makes people tick, who'd have had money bet that a billionare on a road trip to OH decided that a hooker in a trailer park is the bomb.
Maybe it's the idea that he's slumming gets him going, guess it's hard to find a straight female hooker in San Francisco
August 25, 2026, 02:42 PM
MRBTXLooking for love in all the wrong places.
August 25, 2026, 03:41 PM
jer830Well this gets him admittance to the Robert Kraft club…
I used to be a Niners fan until that Colon K kneeling thing. If I owned that club that mope would have been indefinitely benched at the least if not dismissed. But the team, from the owners down embraced the little shit.
August 25, 2026, 03:52 PM
bigwagonThat's exactly the kind of solid judgment and impeccable morality I'd expect from a nepo baby who inherited an NFL team.
And he's smart too:
https://www.sfgate.com/49ers/a...-arrest-22402912.phpAugust 25, 2026, 04:28 PM
ridewvSome men are better off just renting them.
No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride.
August 25, 2026, 05:27 PM
Rawnyquote:
Originally posted by bigwagon:
That's exactly the kind of solid judgment and impeccable morality I'd expect from a nepo baby who inherited an NFL team.
Nepo babies are very prevalent in the NFL. The Giants, Steelers, Chiefs, Colts, Raiders, and of course the Niners all kept it within family.
August 26, 2026, 03:28 AM
TigerDoreIt's all a terrible misunderstanding. He thought "Sex in a Trailer Park" was some new trendy drink, a low-rent version of Sex on the Beach.
August 26, 2026, 11:27 AM
kz1000The only thing you'll get for $140 in East Palestine Ohio is an STD.
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August 26, 2026, 11:36 AM
V-TailMy younger step-son was a prosecutor in the DA's office in that county.
If he were still doing that job, I bet he'd have a lot of fun with this case.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים August 26, 2026, 11:40 AM
ElToroHe already got it knocked down to disturbing the peace or some other non sex offender list misdemeanor.
Bro you’re a billionaire or least your parents are. There’s a guy you can hire to procure women for you.