For the love, these are awful. AICPA insurance website. I had to get help to reset account there since the question I was prompted for was the NYE 2000 one, no idea what answer I put there 15 years ago.

Oh - and while I suspect we know what they were trying for with that stupid question, that is technically 12/31/2000, not the year Prince sang a song about.

Zork
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
Klipschorn

........

Hint.

The question you pick is supposed to be one nobody but you can answer, not the other way around.

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Originally posted by trapper189:
Klipschorn

That's gold.

What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What what is air speed velocity of a coconut laden sparrow?

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What what is air speed velocity of a coconut laden sparrow?

Impossible. In theory however,:
v ≈ √[ (2·1.5 N) / (1.225 kg/m³·0.01 m²·0.1) ] ≈ 50 m/s (180 km/h)

Vt ≈ 47 km/h (↓)

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Originally posted by xd45man:

quote:

What what is air speed velocity of a coconut laden sparrow?

Impossible. In theory however,:
v ≈ √[ (2·1.5 N) / (1.225 kg/m³·0.01 m²·0.1) ] ≈ 50 m/s (180 km/h)

Is that for the African or European swallow?

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Originally posted by Georgeair:

quote:

Originally posted by trapper189:
Klipschorn

That's gold.

Wife and I just got off a zoom call with the guy who is drawing the floor plans for our new house. My wife doesn’t know it yet, but the great room has corners for a reason.

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:

Hint.

The question you pick is supposed to be one nobody but you can answer, not the other way around.

"Playboy Photographer" would be a pretty good guess for one of those questions...

"What is the vegetable you've thrown up the most?"

Q: What is your favorite security question?
A: What is your favorite security question?

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Originally posted by PeteF:

quote:

Originally posted by xd45man:

quote:

What what is air speed velocity of a coconut laden sparrow?

Impossible. In theory however,:
v ≈ √[ (2·1.5 N) / (1.225 kg/m³·0.01 m²·0.1) ] ≈ 50 m/s (180 km/h)

Is that for the African or European swallow?

I DON’T KNOW THAT!!!!

I actually designed one of these many moons ago and I snuck in “What is your favorite flavor of wood”

I have a set of answers that have nothing to do with the question. It does not matter what the question is. Example:

Q: What was your maternal grandmother's maiden name?

A: Rabbit stew

It’s not a question of where he grips it. It’s a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

Long ago I started keeping a list of them. I also don't answer any of them honestly, that's not the most secure thing considering how many website might have the answer. While I write them down, for sites that I use a lot and have frequent verification, I still try to use things I will remember.

"Favorite book title?"
How to make up fake answers.

"Youngest child's name?"
Fuckface

Security question: Who is on first?