Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories- "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!"
The formerly living artist known as Prince confirms the story.
March 29, 2020, 04:12 PM
dry-fly
Love that bit, makes me lol every time I see it.
"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
March 29, 2020, 05:37 PM
Balzé Halzé
One of the greatest bits ever.
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
March 29, 2020, 05:41 PM
maladat
The Rick James one is great, but I've always liked the Prince one the most.
"Game... Blouses."
Classic.
March 29, 2020, 06:02 PM
Micropterus
Those are good by my favorite is the Player Haters Ball.
_____________ "I enter a swamp as a sacred place—a sanctum sanctorum. There is the strength—the marrow of Nature." - Henry David Thoreau
March 29, 2020, 06:15 PM
Krazeehorse
Chappelle Show marathon on Comedy Central yesterday I think. Step son ran into him a couple times in Yellow Springs.
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
March 29, 2020, 06:16 PM
RAMIUS
Never get sick of that.
March 29, 2020, 06:29 PM
Belwolf
“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.” ― John Adams
"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie." - Principal Skinner.
March 29, 2020, 07:31 PM
gearhounds
“What did the five fingers say to the face...slap!”
“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown
March 29, 2020, 07:53 PM
Twist
Fuck yo couch!
___________________________ Not giving a damn since...whenever...
March 29, 2020, 08:54 PM
Cliff
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé: One of the greatest bits ever.
Yep.
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
--Sir Winston Churchill
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
--James Earl Jones
March 29, 2020, 08:57 PM
Kuisis
Charlie Murphy, gone too early.
March 29, 2020, 10:10 PM
thunderson
To this day, whenever my wife or I see or do something stupid, we usually say "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown
March 30, 2020, 07:23 AM
Leemur
Chapelle Show was the greatest thing to happen to comedy in that era. The out takes from it will nearly cause you physical injury from laughing.
March 30, 2020, 11:22 AM
RHINOWSO
Such a classic, all his bits have been funny as hell.
March 30, 2020, 11:33 AM
tigereye313
"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.[pause] Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch."
March 30, 2020, 12:06 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by Leemur: Chapelle Show was the greatest thing to happen to comedy in that era.
Yeah
WU TANG!!!
March 30, 2020, 12:11 PM
Edmond
Darkness! Lol
His show was great. Love his skits. Key and Pelle are great too.