So, when I order chicken wings, don't ask me "regular, or boneless"?

Call "boneless wings" what they are really: processed chicken in lump form. "Boneless wings" contain anything but actual chicken wing. Ain't that somethin'? So, bring some wings and hold the crap.

I completely agree with that, para.

Not exactly on topic, but here's the proper way to eat a chicken wing. Enjoy!




Link to original video: https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

All this time I thought that the boneless chickens were a flightless variety that were raised on a couch. Now you tell me they don't exist....Oh, the humanity!!!?

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There's no such thing as a "boneless chicken wing"

When they come from boneless chickens there is.

My redneck cousin Larry refers to eggs as boneless chickens that are in a convenient and easy to carry and store carton.

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Originally posted by egregore:

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There's no such thing as a "boneless chicken wing"

When they come from boneless chickens there is.

And right down the road....



Complete agreement from me also. That's a chicken meat nugget.

I’ve never seen chicken wings as worth the hassle. It’s too inefficient.

I prefer the chicken shoulders.

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
I completely agree with that, para.

Not exactly on topic, but here's the proper way to eat a chicken wing. Enjoy!




Link to original video: https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

He had me right up to the point of grabbing the wing on the end with the most bone protruding. After that, you don't pull the bones out then eat it, you put the whole thing in your mouth, strip the meat off with your teeth, then discard the bones. Same method with the mini-drumstick.

Wow! This is one of my biggest pet peeves! We eat at Wingstop fairly often and every time I order wings they pull that stupid question on me. One time I scolded the gal by saying I ordered wings and what part of wings doesn't she understand. If the damn things don't have bones they sure as hell are not wings. The wife was totally embarrassed. I have to bite my tongue every time they interrupt the order with that stupid question!

Boneless wings are nuggets.

And wings with bones are scraps.


To me it's like going to a pizza place and ordering crusts.

so pretty much....

I prefer breasts.

"There ain't no good in an evil-hearted woman, and I ain't cut-out to be no Jesse James; and you don't go writin' hot checks, down in Mississippi, and there ain't no boneless chicken wings"

With apologies to Mr. Jennings.

Thank you. And don't you just love it when they call them "wyngs"?

On a similar note: I noticed that my coffee was tasting a little bit off.

I normally do most of the grocery shopping, but I had texted my wife asking her to stop and pick up some half and half on her way home.

I took a good look at the carton. Well disguised lettering, sort of blends in with the background, easy to miss unless you are looking for it: "Fat Free."

WTF? Fat is the whole point of using half and half in coffee. The real stuff is a blend of milk and cream. I read the label on the fat free stuff. No cream. None whatsoever. The main ingredient is skim milk, followed by a list of lab experiment crap.

How is it permitted to label this stuff "half and half?" Ain't no half of anything. It should be labeled "fake coffee whitener."

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Originally posted by sargespd:
Thank you. And don't you just love it when they call them "wyngs"?

Beats wangs.

Glad I avoided this confusion. Ill stick to my buffalo wings, thank you.