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Someone chewed the cable...

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May 13, 2025, 07:44 AM
parabellum
Someone chewed the cable...
...but who did it is disputed.

https://x.com/buitengebieden/s.../1921249743805563317


May 13, 2025, 07:51 AM
83v45magna
That was funny.

Surely someone here will eventually see this and can translate some of it. Is it Portuguese?
May 13, 2025, 07:52 AM
DBabsJr
Sounded like Parrot for "Lookit, Linda! Linda, Lookit!"
May 13, 2025, 07:54 AM
Mars_Attacks
Sounds like our house.

A cable is amateur level.




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May 13, 2025, 08:02 AM
bigpond73
My wife and I are laughing so much! Can't understand a word they said, but that was tear inducing funny.


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May 13, 2025, 08:09 AM
wrightd
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Sounds like our house.

A cable is amateur level.


Wow, that is well... incredible. I had no idea those guys had that kind of power. I guess if they crack open all kinds of hard foods, a door is peanuts. Jailbreak...




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May 13, 2025, 09:19 AM
gjgalligan
Just sounds like a couple of women talking normally.


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May 13, 2025, 09:40 AM
Loswsmith
That bird has Tier 1 level sass.


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May 13, 2025, 09:59 AM
BigSwede
tit fucker



May 13, 2025, 07:55 PM
old rugged cross
That's cute Big Grin

"no i didn't do it."



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May 13, 2025, 08:34 PM
Sigforall
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Sounds like our house.

A cable is amateur level.



WOW!

Didn't she chew off a bunch of door trim years ago?


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May 13, 2025, 09:33 PM
drill sgt
That bird ain"t no dummy.................... drill sgt.
May 13, 2025, 09:49 PM
P250UA5
quote:
Originally posted by BigSwede:
tit fucker


Big Grin




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May 14, 2025, 04:55 AM
TRIO
Is that a mocking bird? Sounds like it is mocking her vs having a conversation.

She is brave to argue with it while that powerful beak is so close to her ear!

Old girlfriend had a similar type bird. That thing gave me a nasty cut on my finger.
May 14, 2025, 05:02 AM
Sig2340
It was a misunderstanding.

The parrot thought she said “Es chew” when she said “eschew.”





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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
May 14, 2025, 05:45 PM
downtownv
The bird seems to have the upper hand.


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May 14, 2025, 05:54 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by downtownv:
The bird seems to have the upper hand.


But, aren’t there two birds in the video?


(British humour)





Nice is overrated

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May 14, 2025, 09:03 PM
MrToad
Using my ENENCE translator device, I'll see if I can help. Since they are talking over each other the unit might have missed some, but I think this is the gyst:

Woman: "What happened here now I'm going to call attention to him (bird)"
Bird: "Don't yell at me, no don't yell at me!"
Woman: "You know why! Look at what he did (shows cable).
Bird: "It wasn't me, it was you!"
Woman: "How do you charge your cell phone with this?"
Bird: "Don't yell at me, don't yell at me!"
Woman: "I won't talk."
Bird: "No I won't talk"
Bird: "No, it wasn't me!"
Woman: "Of course it was you!"
Bird: "It wasn't me!"
Woman: "Why did you do this?"
Bird: "I won't talk!"




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May 14, 2025, 09:34 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Rving friends of our had a parrot and a brand new RV. Parrot chewed up a bunch of wood paneling $$$ damage.





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May 14, 2025, 11:04 PM
StorminNormin
Yes, if you are going to own a bird of any type then expect major chewing damage. Our birds, especially the Sun Conure, destroyed almost all wood in the house. Unbelievable. Who cares about tons of chewable toys, those door frames look fun!




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