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Three Generations
of Service
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Originally posted by Sportshooter:
Gentlemen, someone ate more than his share of strawberries and I intend to find out who did it!


Big Grin




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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"Red? I was supposed to wear red?"
 
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"Six little RedShirts,
Hope to stay alive;
After they beam down,
Their number will be five."


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I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
 
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Mensch
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"No, you can't change shirts".


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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
 
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Conservative Behind
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Red shirts indicated one of two things:

1.) You were in engineering
2.) You were expendable and would die if you were part of a landing party

Lesson? Stay in the engine room and never volunteer for landing parties!



Of all the enemies that the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst.
 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Guy on the right/in the foreground: "I'm sure to get a promotion for this!"
 
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum.
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They're dead Jim.
What? Too soon?


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Ultron: "You're unbearably naive."
Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
 
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My orders were for all hand phasers to be set on stun.
 
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posting without pants
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"Thank you guys for your cameo appearance on the show. After you shoot your scene, feel free to help yourselves to the buffet backstage. If you already have, don't worry about it getting cold, it won't take long."





Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up."
 
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Fighting the good fight
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Originally posted by synthplayer:
Red shirts indicated one of two things:

1.) You were in engineering
2.) You were expendable and would die if you were part of a landing party

Lesson? Stay in the engine room and never volunteer for landing parties!


A red uniform in TOS indicates a member of the Operations Division. This encompasses a variety of roles, including Communications, Administrative, Transporter, Engineering, and Security.

Security crew members are the stereotypical "doomed redshirts", frequently put in harm's way on away missions. But they're not Engineers, so they don't have the option to just "stay in the engine room". Wink
 
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Live Slow,
Die Whenever
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"I see you all wore your red shirts today, I hope you remembered your brown underwear as well."



"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
- John Wayne in "The Shootist"
 
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Striker in waiting
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quote:
Originally posted by synthplayer:
Red shirts indicated one of two things:

1.) You were in engineering
2.) You were expendable and would die if you were part of a landing party

Lesson? Stay in the engine room and never volunteer for landing parties!


A red uniform in TOS indicates a member of the Operations Division. This encompasses a variety of roles, including Communications, Administrative, Transporter, Engineering, and Security.

Security crew members are the stereotypical "doomed redshirts", frequently put in harm's way on away missions. But they're not Engineers, so they don't have the option to just "stay in the engine room". Wink


Damn. Beat me to it.

The science division is the only division that won't change basic colors. Ops won't switch from red to gold until the 23rd century.

-Rob




I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888

A=A
 
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A Grateful American
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Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Klingon shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker up here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will "Away Team" you all until you fucking die. I'll "Away Team" you until your assholes are sucking Tribbles.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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It smells like a ben gay factory out here, strip off those t-shirts,





Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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Do---or do not.
There is no try.
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Not all of those meetings go very smoothly.

https://twitter.com/swear_trek...s/862018631198273538


Spock announces the Enterprise is going to gender-neutral restrooms.
 
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War Damn Eagle!
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It smells like a ben gay factory out here, strip off those t-shirts,


LOL Big Grin
Awesome


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