Penny was never the best Sunday school student. She was always falling asleep in class and getting into trouble.

“Penny,” the Sunday school teacher asked, one dozing day. “Who created the universe?”

When she didn’t stir, Jimmy, who sat behind her, poked her in the rear with his pencil.

“God Almighty!” shouted Penny, and the teacher said, “Very good.”

A while later the teacher asked “Penny, who is our savior?” But again Penny didn’t stir from her slumber.

Jimmy poked her again with his pencil. “JESUS Christ!” exclaimed Penny.

“Very well done,” said the teacher, impressed by her enthusiasm.

Then after she fell asleep again the teacher asked her a third question: “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty third child?” and again, Jimmy jabbed her with the pencil.

This time Penny jumped up and shouted, “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**!!”

The teacher fainted.

Haaaa! I'll be stealing that one. You may or you may not get any credit for it.

This guy picked up a waitress at a Chinese restaurant and took her back to his apartment. They were going at it hot and heavy when he said, "Ya know, I wouldn't mind a little 69".

She said, "What??? You want 'Beef with Snow Peas' now"?

Goodness, I have not heard that one in decades. Good laugh tonight.

Thank you. That was funny.

Good one

definitely stolen