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Nidal Hasan to be executed
October 07, 2026, 05:24 AM
sourdough44Nidal Hasan to be executed
I like it, rather soon, let him stew until then. Maybe 10 shooters armed with 22 shorts.
They also need to recap what he did in the days leading up to the date.
October 07, 2026, 09:55 AM
2BobTannerHere’s a sure fire method of execution that wouldn’t be botched. The Brits used it after the Sepoy Mutiny of 1857.
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October 07, 2026, 10:24 AM
PrefontaineWhy waste ammunition? One well placed shot would do it.
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October 07, 2026, 10:27 AM
TMatsGood. They should also send those who ignored all the warning signs to federal prison for awhile too.
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October 07, 2026, 12:04 PM
Captain MorganDeath by wood chipper with the chute is pointed at some pigs pen for them to munch on minus the wheel chair off course. Dont want to jam the chipper.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin October 07, 2026, 02:37 PM
tatortoddAll I know is the air in Texas will be a little fresher starting Dec 3rd about 1:01PM as we won't be sharing it with him.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. October 07, 2026, 03:50 PM
parabellumOh, yay, I just can't get enough of these posts that say shoot him with a pig that's been dipped in bacon grease and then grease the grease with grease and shove a ham up his ass then rub pork sausage in his hair and on and on.
October 07, 2026, 03:59 PM
Anushquote:
Good. They should also send those who ignored all the warning signs to federal prison for awhile too.
That would be the command at Bethesda. I know personally a Navy psychiatrist who worked beside him. In fact she was transferred to Afganistan in place of him. She told me that all the doctors in her unit sent warnings to higher command as he told everyone what he was planning.
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October 07, 2026, 04:05 PM
Edmondquote:
Originally posted by fischtown7:
His corpse should be donated to the next pig farm. And he should know it before the execution.
They should dump him alive on a pig farm. The pigs will take care of him real good.
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October 07, 2026, 04:07 PM
parabellumAnd grease the pigs with bacon grease that's been greased with bacon grease!
Yay, that's the stuff! Can't get enough of it.
Sure
October 07, 2026, 04:17 PM
sigfreundquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Oh, yay, I just can't get enough of these posts ....
Parabellum doesn’t need any validation from me, but ho lee chit, do those posts get tedious.
And just what does anyone believe all that nonsense would accomplish even if it weren’t fantasy ravings?
If you believe that shooting him with a bacon bullet would send him to hell rather than Muslim paradise, it means you believe that 1. Muslim paradise exists and is waiting for him, and 2. he would go there despite his crimes and what many people consider to be his false religion, and 3. you’re desperately hoping that the bacon bullet would somehow magically make that impossible.

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”
— Plato October 07, 2026, 04:19 PM
parabellumI'm about to break out the chorizo and take it to the next level!
BIATCH!!
October 07, 2026, 05:05 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I'm about to break out the chorizo and take it to the next level!
BIATCH!!
Smack him with a Hebrew National hot dog. The label on the package says "We answer to a higher authority."
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים October 07, 2026, 05:55 PM
fischtown7It's not that I believe the pigs, grease or bacon make a difference where he ends up, like I said above let him know it, just for the mental anguish as he counts down the days to his date with the squad.
October 07, 2026, 05:59 PM
parabellumWell, it's been thoroughly discussed, so now, we're going to move on.
October 07, 2026, 06:39 PM
parabellumWell, despite the rookie mistake of confusing two different rounds, there's this:
https://x.com/defense_civil25/.../2107817103059542379and this:
https://x.com/defense_civil25/.../2107943665226428853October 07, 2026, 07:24 PM
2BobTannerIs the US Army Marksmanship Unit (USAMU) getting a special duty assignment soon ?
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DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!!
“Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.”
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken
October 07, 2026, 08:15 PM
Pipe SmokerDo they put an aiming point marker on the perp’s chest? Or does each member of the firing squad select his own point?
Serious about crackers. October 07, 2026, 08:26 PM
wrightdThey should take turns, in order from the lowest scoring shooter to the best, one shot each until the job is finished. If the result isn't definitive, start over from the beginning.
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Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster October 07, 2026, 08:48 PM
Pipe Smoker^^^^
My understanding is that, by design, all members of the firing squad shoot simultaneously.
Serious about crackers.