Man calls cops due to 'belligerent squirrel' preventing him from using his boat dock. Man ends up arrested.

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December 17, 2019, 10:00 AM

Strambo

Man calls cops due to 'belligerent squirrel' preventing him from using his boat dock. Man ends up arrested.

quote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
Meth and squirrels... I swear there’s a connection.

Squirrels are meth addicts spirit animal.

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December 17, 2019, 10:58 AM

trapper189

Nothing makes a squirrel more belligerent than using his nest for a hat.

December 17, 2019, 02:56 PM

GWbiker

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Originally posted by Il Cattivo:
So, was there even a squirrel when the cops got there?

And, where was Moose?

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December 17, 2019, 02:59 PM

GGF

So what's his screen name here?

December 17, 2019, 03:02 PM

egregore

quote:
Lenoir City

Tennessee? (There is a similarly named town in NC.)

December 17, 2019, 03:38 PM

KMitch200

quote:
Originally posted by Strambo:
quote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
Meth and squirrels... I swear there’s a connection.

RED Squirrels are meth addicts spirit animal.

FIFY

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December 17, 2019, 05:25 PM

BamaJeepster

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Originally posted by egregore:
quote:
Lenoir City
Tennessee? (There is a similarly named town in NC.)

Yep, good ole Tennessee. We were in Lenoir City often when we lived near Knoxville. Had a couple friends with horse farms there and we were there pretty often.

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December 17, 2019, 05:35 PM

Micropterus

I dunno man. I have come across some surly squirrels.

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