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Hoist up the Jolly Roger...it's Talk Like A Pirate day, If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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Yarrr "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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Naw, matey... Yo Ho Ho = Pirate Ho Ho Ho = Santa  | |||
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Or three women on the corner of 75th and Ashland... Well, two are probably women. Sorry, not women, Scallywags. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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Bartender: Why do you have a ship's wheel on the front of your pants. Pirate: It's driving me nuts. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Just re-reading Treasure Island for about the tenth time. | |||
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Yaaarrrrgh! God bless America. | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
Fixed. I was in a hurry getting ready for church. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Aye, you scurvy dogs! | |||
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Yarr, avast ya filthy bilge rats! Hoist up the colors, rise up yer rum, prepare to talk like a pirate ☠. That is all me mates! ARman | |||
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Yarrrr, where’s your buccaneers. | |||
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In the produce section, corn on the cob is getting expensive! -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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Here, on the side of my buccan-head. This is hilarious, Maties. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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That's it! "Muppet Treasure Island" it is for movie night tonight. I love the Billy Bones character; who plays him? Now that's a pirate! ETA: Billy Connolly played Billy... | |||
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https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ed/e...-day-main-street.jpg  --------------------- DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!! "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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Aye, Muppet's Treasure Island it is! I'm with ye, shipmate! Laid down a doubloon ta watch it! Harrh! _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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Low Speed, High Drag |
Me mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head s a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are! "Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.” Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem Montani Semper Liberi | |||
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Why are pirates, pirates? Because they arrr! Now some real pirate talk: "I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, then you needn't hang like a dog". Anne Bonny, pirate chick. "It is a blessing for a man to have a hand in determining his fate". Edward Teach (Blackbeard) End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Movies about pirates are always rated Aarrr. | |||
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