That's funny stuff right there.

Never had an issue with Amazon returns. The kids got the Amazon Kids Kindle for Christmas a couple of years ago. They came with the "no questions asked replacement warranty". I didn't really beleive it, but sure enough, when my oldest busted the screen 18 months into the 2 year warranty, he had a new within 3 days.

We order a ton from amazon. A few years ago I ordered a protec tuba gig bag. It was way to big and came in a huge box. When I returned it I put as my reason "it's as big as a house asbigasahouse."
'Someone" emailed me and said "lol, that made my day"
I had a damaged graphic novel (the rocketeer collection) it has a razor slice on the back. They swapped it out no questions asked.
I have had no issues with them or with prime.

My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house ...

I told her, "Fear of the NSA".

She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo.

Sorry guys. Mea culpa. I was in my cups.

I deserve the ridicule.

I had two previously purchased items completely disappear from my Amazon history. Trying to figure it out now via my AMEX statements. They disappeared when I called in on a warrantee issue. 400 dollar items.

Back to my cave.

PS I know a couple of AMZN guys and I will never ever have Alexa in my home. You are inviting the devil in your home.

Off to bang a few Advils. Sorry.

quote:

Originally posted by FishOn:
I was in my cups.

What does softball have to do with this?

Sorry to waste your bandwidth last night.

Demon rum.

The Amazon issue is real, however. Go to the website and look at job openings for machine learning. This company will know more about you than your spouse, some day. Don't give them a foot in the door, I say.

Yes, I know this sounds paranoid, but I am sober now, and I do know what they are working on. I have friends there, and I live 5 miles from the campus. Don't buy Alexa is all I can contribute.

You expect us to believe that in under half an hour, you went from posting coherently, to being all bleepblap||\\jo21834OR MOTT]]]]]]?

Explain this to me, please

Sorry Para

I was drunk last night. I admit it.

I am sorry for wasting time.

I am now sober and I regret what I posted.

Won't happen again. I imagine a few of us have posted after drinking. I will not do that again and I am sorry for wasting your time last night. I also apologize to the members.

Oh Alexa, So jut let enEERmmnRIPPPPPPPP

ExaVTLY-----DO IFTR????


Nooooo[[[[[[[
The monkeys paw is red OR MOTT]]]]]]]

Hoo boy. I can tell I will not live this down


BUT I will tell you that you do not want Alexa in your house. Smack dad Sober.



Anyone else regret posting after drinking? I will not do that again. Sorry.

quote:

Originally posted by FishOn:
Anyone else regret posting after drinking?

Yes. Everyone. I make sure of that.

Got it. Makes sense. I apologize.

My comments about AMZN stand.

Cut Amazon some slack. They'd been drinking, you see...

Bartender, I'll have what he's having please!

Yea, drunk posting is on the boss's list of things not to do. You might get a one time pass cause it was some funny shit on a slow night.
I was laughing hysterically last night while I was reading the posts but did not chime in due to hanging out with capt Morgan.

You should get your CUT changed to "Channels Bendable when drunk".

woooop neeep freddy is the debil....

quote:

Originally posted by midwest guy:
No problems,had a $500 transfer pump fail 3 months beyond warranty. They sent a new one no charge!

You get double credit for still trying to answer the "issue"!

MOt!!

quote:

Originally posted by Orguss:
Go home, FishOn. You're drunk.

Called it.