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May 01, 2017, 06:32 PM
Rey HRH
Amazon.com machine learning
quote:
Originally posted by Copefree:
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Stroke?


Man, I hope not.


Shoot, that's a serious thought. I hope he's just drunk as well.

As to the question, I haven't had issues with returns.

But yesterday after days ago ordering and getting shipping and tracking confirmation, I get an email saying my order was shipped but undeliverable. It said for me to contact Amazon. It sounded fishy to me.

Anyways, I called. All they can give me is a credit so that I can order it again. I asked why can't they just send me a replacement but the guy explained this is how they do it.



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May 01, 2017, 06:39 PM
parabellum
The man asked about issue issues. Let's go. Chop chop

Or mott]]]]]]
May 01, 2017, 06:39 PM
rusbro
>>>>LETS FUCK SMOKING DOPE!<<<<<
May 01, 2017, 06:41 PM
parabellum
Yeah I'm just gonna leave this here in case Maxx Headroom comes back.


May 01, 2017, 06:44 PM
Skins2881




Jesse

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May 01, 2017, 06:51 PM
BamaJeepster
quote:
Originally posted by FishOn:
S
\o I bought Aquarium filtersn twice from Amazon PRime. Paidn up each time

Borh ordersnseeeemed fine

I am honored to make good on those ooderssl
Let be at them.

Do not let the aotertaiv orederss....INNNN


G et Serious!!!!!!!!!!!!\\]aei9



So jut let enEERmmnRIPPPPPPPP

ExaVTLY-----DO IFTR????


OR MOTT]]]]]]


Let me see if I got this...

You ordered a couple of aquarium filters and put them in your pants and let it rip and they didn't properly filter the emissions and now you want a refund before you attend IFTR 2017 in Sao Paulo?


Amazon should be able to accommodate your request!



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May 01, 2017, 07:00 PM
sig229-SAS
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
The very few times I've had problems, they've bent over backwards to rectify them.


Same here, I recently purchased a August Smart lock but I didn't like it and returned it. No fuss at all, shipping label arrived, put in the USPS box, done. Of course I paid shipping, it was not defective or didn't fit, but I'm okay with that.

Amazon is great with the returns, never a question.
May 01, 2017, 07:58 PM
Doc H.
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
quote:
Originally posted by FishOn:
S
\o I bought Aquarium filtersn twice from Amazon PRime. Paidn up each time

Borh ordersnseeeemed fine

I am honored to make good on those ooderssl
Let be at them.

Do not let the aotertaiv orederss....INNNN


G et Serious!!!!!!!!!!!!\\]aei9



So jut let enEERmmnRIPPPPPPPP

ExaVTLY-----DO IFTR????


OR MOTT]]]]]]


Let me see if I got this...

You ordered a couple of aquarium filters and put them in your pants and let it rip and they didn't properly filter the emissions and now you want a refund before you attend IFTR 2017 in Sao Paulo?


Amazon should be able to accommodate your request!


No, he said he ordered The rabbit fucks the pot and Fragrant eggplant bao of fish, but instead got Fuck a bullfrog and double dong belly, and wants a refund. OR MOTT]]]]]]



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May 01, 2017, 08:11 PM
parabellum


Prgramming errrrooorrr
May 01, 2017, 08:16 PM
RogueJSK

May 01, 2017, 08:27 PM
midwest guy
No problems,had a $500 transfer pump fail 3 months beyond warranty. They sent a new one no charge!
May 01, 2017, 08:32 PM
rduckwor
quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionBoy:
sir, are you classified as human?


Meat popsicle.

RMD




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May 01, 2017, 08:49 PM
FishOn
You will not believe this shit. Serious.

More tomorrow after I compile the data.
May 01, 2017, 08:53 PM
parabellum
Compiling...


May 01, 2017, 08:55 PM
parabellum
Analyzing...


May 01, 2017, 08:58 PM
FishOn
Just wait man, I have some serious shit to pass on.....
May 01, 2017, 08:59 PM
parabellum
Looks righteous, but uhh not here
May 01, 2017, 09:22 PM
Redhookbklyn
This thread is absolutely hilarious. I almost pissed myself over the "compiling" and "analyzing".

I have never had an issue returning items to Amazon.



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May 01, 2017, 09:35 PM
Hangtime
Really good...LOL
May 02, 2017, 05:56 AM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by Redhookbklyn:
This thread is absolutely hilarious. I almost pissed myself over the "compiling" and "analyzing".

I have never had an issue returning items to Amazon.


I giggled like I had been compiling when I saw that.



Jesse

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