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May 01, 2017, 02:28 PM
FishOnAmazon.com machine learning
Has anyone else experienced any issues with Amazon.com return issues?
May 01, 2017, 02:41 PM
BurtonRWNot really. They're pretty much one of the best in the business.
What kind of issues?
-Rob
I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888
A=A May 01, 2017, 02:42 PM
AeteoclesNo, Amazon is my gold standard for customer service.
May 01, 2017, 02:54 PM
FishOnI will tell you a story as soon as I can verify the facts....today.
May 01, 2017, 03:00 PM
Jim ShugartThe very few times I've had problems, they've bent over backwards to rectify them.
I order so much stuff from Amazon that Jeff Bezos keeps calling me up and offering to fly me out to Seattle for drinks and dinner. And he said that I could fuck his sister.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
May 01, 2017, 03:03 PM
FishOnS
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Borh ordersnseeeemed fine
I am honored to make good on those ooderssl
Let be at them.
Do not let the aotertaiv orederss....INNNN
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So jut let enEERmmnRIPPPPPPPP
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May 01, 2017, 03:07 PM
OrgussGo home, FishOn. You're drunk.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" May 01, 2017, 03:09 PM
RHINOWSOPut down the bottle.
7 minutes from sober to falling down hammered. Not a record, but not for the faint of heart either.
May 01, 2017, 03:09 PM
parabellumquote:
Originally posted by FishOn:
So jut let enEERmmnRIPPPPPPPP
ExaVTLY-----DO IFTR????
OR MOTT]]]]]]
Fuckin' A, man. Tell it like it is.
Somebody go find bendable, tell him it's an emergency
OR MOTT]]]]]], whatever
Marklar, bitchezz
May 01, 2017, 03:13 PM
mark123Jut let enEERmmnRIPPPPPPP!
Robot decryption necessary. Who can help?
May 01, 2017, 03:15 PM
Johnny 3eaglesNeed Spellchecker much?
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
May 01, 2017, 03:16 PM
Orgussquote:
Originally posted by mark123:
Jut let enEERmmnRIPPPPPPP!
The latest sigforum meme!
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" May 01, 2017, 03:21 PM
CopefreeThis has "Thread of the Year" potential and it's only May.
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Mind. Over. Matter.
May 01, 2017, 03:23 PM
Johnny 3eaglesStroke?
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
May 01, 2017, 04:05 PM
Copefreequote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Stroke?
Man, I hope not.
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Mind. Over. Matter.
May 01, 2017, 04:09 PM
cyberiadquote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Stroke?
Machine learning. In a few years no human being will be involved in any part of the processing of your Amazon order.
May 01, 2017, 04:25 PM
Lord VaalicYour Kindle is watching you.
Always watching. It giggles at your search history
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day May 01, 2017, 04:41 PM
RogueJSKquote:
Originally posted by FishOn:
Has anyone else experienced any issues with Amazon.com return issues?
I've only had issues with return issues when ordering from their Department of Redundancy Department.
May 01, 2017, 04:43 PM
ScorpionBoysir, are you classified as human?
May 01, 2017, 04:48 PM
joel9507Someone failed their Turing test!
