Some guys are really serious about some things. I heard an add in the help wanted section that went like this:

Help wanted-someone to fill in.
My buddy and I spent $2500 after winning a lottery at work for two Superbowl tickets. I was so pumped over going that in my excitement, I forgot that my wedding date is this Sunday at 4PM. Need someone to fill in, so my buddy won't be disappointed. The wedding is at Our Lady of Mercy, her name is Angie, and she will be wearing white. Please wear a tux.

During the interview, I would be asking if Angie is cute and confirmation you're not expecting her to return until after the Honeymoon!

Worthless without pic.

That joke's been around more times than the drum in the clothes dryer

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Originally posted by RogB:
That joke's been around more times than the drum in the clothes dryer

Yes it has, but it's still funny!

First time I've seen the joke, but I don't get out much.

Wife laughed at it more than my oldest son, when I told it to them this morning.

I heard a guy say "I got a motorcycle for my wife. It was a good trade."