May 28, 2017, 03:58 PM
bendableAnt brains
what are the chances? I ask you .
If I put an oriole feeder with grape jelly in it,
will the ants figure out that they need to travel 35 feet , from under the feeder , to get up a tree, to get to the cloths line wire and then another 35 feet to the center of the wire, to get to the yummy grape jelly sugery sweetness?
O yes
O no way
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May 28, 2017, 04:04 PM
arfmelMight take them two days to figure it out.
May 28, 2017, 04:08 PM
grecoYep, sooner or later they'll be there.
Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom May 28, 2017, 04:08 PM
darthfusterThe real smart ants will go buy their own jelly.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier May 28, 2017, 04:10 PM
TexasScrubThey watched you type that.
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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
May 28, 2017, 04:17 PM
bendablequote:
Originally posted by TexasScrub:
They watched you type that.

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May 28, 2017, 04:34 PM
V-TailWill the ant protein in the grape jelly be attractive to the birds?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים May 28, 2017, 04:43 PM
ZSMICHAELAre the ants from Illinois or Iowa? Those Illinois ants might have inner city experience in their genetics from their Chicago relatives.
Oh the squirrels are probably onto it already.
May 28, 2017, 04:53 PM
bendablequote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Will the ant protein in the grape jelly be attractive to the birds?
we've had a pair of Orioles for 3 1/2 weeks now,
they usually only stay for a week or so,
so I do not know just how pickey they are.
( spoke with a couple at the farm store , they live a mile from the mississippi river, they said that they have 50 pair of Orioles, in their 2 acre yard, and she goes through a jar of grape jelly every day )

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May 28, 2017, 05:13 PM
kkinaIt's not their intelligence (slightly higher than a liberal), it's their number. It only takes one scout to stumble on your stash, who then lays a formic acid trail all the way back to the main colony. Within hours the find goes viral and everyone and their uncle is on the silk road.
Ants reproduce in high numbers (r-strategists) and use strength-in-numbers tactics to increase their survivability. Leave some food out and chances are sooner or later an ant will stumble on it. You tell one ant, you tell them all.
May 28, 2017, 06:52 PM
mr kablammoLike kkina posted, its the swarm not the brains. Ants invaded my balconey recently. The little bastards travailled at least 40 or 50 feet going around, across, up, back across, then into the planters. The first ant must have been the Christopher Fucking Columbus of Antdom. Poison and spray to be deployed. Fire Ants. Six stings today. They're marching on you already.
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May 28, 2017, 07:03 PM
ZSMICHAELThose up North do not have to contend with those fire ants. Impossible to get rid of them completely, and their stings not only hurt but form a pustule and itch for a damn week.
I would spray the area where they would travel with Spic and Span. I don't know what is in it that kills them but it worked in my kitchen and on a tree where they had infested my game camera.
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May 28, 2017, 09:20 PM
cparktdGerrr, hate them things. Once traced some of them little bitty SOBs from my Kitchen sink, around the wall, out the door sill, down to the ground, around the foundation to my garage, around three sides of the garage and up the other side of the house before I lost the trail.... OVER 100 feet!
Endeavor to persevere. May 29, 2017, 06:15 AM
SIGINT-228quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
It's not their intelligence (slightly higher than a liberal), it's their number. It only takes one scout to stumble on your stash, who then lays a formic acid trail all the way back to the main colony. Within hours the find goes viral and everyone and their uncle is on the silk road.
Haha, ants and uncles.
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May 29, 2017, 06:26 AM
kkinaquote:
Originally posted by SIGINT-228:
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
It's not their intelligence (slightly higher than a liberal), it's their number. It only takes one scout to stumble on your stash, who then lays a formic acid trail all the way back to the main colony. Within hours the find goes viral and everyone and their uncle is on the silk road.
Haha, ants and uncles.
Finally someone got it!
May 29, 2017, 08:24 AM
DoubleAdobeIt's a step ant, piss on it.
May 30, 2017, 06:12 PM
bendableday two : no ants on the jelly
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June 02, 2017, 11:10 AM
bendableI may have just out witted them , still no ants
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June 02, 2017, 11:15 AM
feersum dreadnaughtquote:
Originally posted by bendable:
I may have just out witted them , still no ants
way to go. time to move up to mammals, and find out how we keep the squirrels off the bird feeders...
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