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The Unmanned Writer
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"The Peace Maker, Most Gentle Of All"?

Food for thought...






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"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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Then it would be known as Bob Ross Rex.



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Is this a pitch for a new show?

A T Rex comes through a cave opening,puts on a sweater and some sneakers, feeds some gold fish ,

Then explains valuable life basics
to people who require mentoring ?





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Please share whatever pharmaceuticals you are using this morning!


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Then it would be known as Bob Ross Rex.


...and over here I'll put some happy little teeth.

Maybe not.

The reason why the Rex was so menacing is even if it got the paste out of the tube, it still couldn't brush or floss.




 
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NANCY.
 
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It’s already been done. He’s purple and has a friend named BJ.



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Pacem Rex.

All hail!



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It is my understanding that like most species alive on the planet today, the primary role of the male T-Rex was to ensure continuation of the species by breeding with the female. Once his primary role was complete, he was relegated to that of a provider of secondary resources to the brood.

It was the female T-Rex who was the alpha leader of the brood. It was her screechy roar that could be heard echoing throughout the primal prehistoric environment. However, it is thought that she was all bark with little bite. Her peers knew her as, "Karen".

The male T-Rex's primary role then was to ensure that the brood maintained an acceptable rank among T-Rex social circles. He became known as the Peacemaker, Most Gentle of All.

This social trait continues among many species today.
 
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I'm being repressed!

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T Rex was actually a scavenger and thanked the heavens and prayed for the soul of the animal he was about to consume.
 
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...the primary role of the male T-Rex was to ensure continuation of the species by breeding with the female.

Bang a gong, get it on...


-MG
 
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Fascinating the speculative worlds we have created for these creatures in our imaginations.
 
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Are you looking for someone to say "Appeaseasaurus Rex"?
 
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No, not like
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He just wanted the booty, I understand



 
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Oh stewardess,
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Mr Rexers Neighborhood.

Like this, but a T Rex instead of Gozirra:

 
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You know I was gonna chime in with some crass yet likely pretty funny short arms joke but.......


I just can’t compete with “Bob Ross Rex”. Golfers clap to you sir.


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What if the T-Rex was Known Among Its Peers As...

.... a great Rock Band Cool
 
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Then it would be known as Bob Ross Rex.


Bon Mot!

And since nobody asked... here is something of an answer to the question... "How did the dinosaurs 'get it on'?"

https://www.smithsonianmag.com...dinosaur-sex-173015/


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T.Rex-F: Pull my hair.

T.Rex-M: I am trying to, dammit.


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Glorious SPAM!
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T-Rex smokin' a J

 
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