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Originally posted by arfmel:
I might consider getting a covid shot if they give away a swell badge to people who have one. A shitty unlaminated card? Fuggitaboutit.

I'll just have mine tattooed to my forehead.

I wonder if they give discounts on group buys of the cards - like maybe 100 at a time

keep a few spares around for the next planned-demic

I know I have read somewhere that if you have the sticker on your card that denotes the lot number do not laminate it as the heat will destroy the printing on the sticker.

It wouldn't surprise me one bit to see them start showing up in these badge holders worn around the neck by virtue signaling twits.

The top men are on it faster than Hunter searching for a crack pipe or a ho.


FBI warns making or purchasing fake COVID vaccine cards is illegal

https://www.rebelnews.com/fbi_...ine_cards_is_illegal


The Federal Bureau of Investigation has issued a warning that any American making of purchasing a fake COVID vaccination record card could be punishable by fines or imprisonment up to five years, or both.

The FBI is recommending that schools, businesses, places of worship, and government agencies continue to practice social distancing and ask people to wear masks “because individuals may use fake vaccine cards to misrepresent themselves as vaccinated,” reports American Military News.

The statement concluded with a tip line for concerned citizens to report fake vaccination report cards.

The move aligns with President Joe Biden’s efforts to implement a national vaccine passport, which is expected to be enforced not by the federal government, but by the private sector.

If I laminate it, how will they record my booster shot.

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FBI warns making or purchasing fake COVID vaccine cards is illegal.

Top. Men.

If you lose the card, how do you get it replaced?

This makes no sense. Everything I have seen shows that this Covid vaccine is similar to the flu shot in that it must be gotten at least annually (maybe less) as variations become known.

So, you have to get a new card with each shot? A card dated outside that next shot is useless. No?

Good grief.

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Originally posted by fiasconva:
Don't know if this has already been posted but Office Depot/Office Max is laminating your covid cards for free. My wife and I had ours done this morning.

Thanks for the info. Ignore the haters.

Thanks but I’ll wait until I can get that barcode tattoo on my right hand or forehead...

Not in a million years.

My God, gentlemen. My God.

Can’t they just like, tattoo the vaccine lot number on the inside of your forearm?

Gold Star. I want a gold star and a smiley face

Yes I got the shot (my choice, my reasons - no one else should if they don’t want0, no I will not show the g’dam card and no one else should either. F’in statist a-holes

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Originally posted by cparktd:
It wouldn't surprise me one bit to see them start showing up in these badge holders worn around the neck by virtue signaling twits.

100%. You're absolutely right. Just like the douchebags who come to Sundance in Park City and wear their badges EVERYWHERE no matter the time of day or location just to make damn sure that everyone knows that he or she is part of the IN crowd.

Yup, this will be a thing. You called it.

When people in my life ask me when or if I’ve gotten the shot yet I tell them “I’m in the control group”. Most people don’t get it. Or I tell people I’m getting the new one made by placebo.

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Originally posted by fiasconva:
Don't know if this has already been posted but Office Depot/Office Max is laminating your covid cards for free. My wife and I had ours done this morning.

Denny's is now offering a free bowl of Soup to anyone who presents a laminated Covid Card at the door. This should be a real Game Changer for those of you on the edge about getting the Vaccine.

Show your covid card at Krispy Kreme donuts and get a free donut. I like free shit. How do I get on welfare.