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June 28, 2017, 08:37 AM
H&K-Guy
Nope. And Hell Nope. With a double side order of Nope, smothered in Nope sauce.
H&K-Guy
June 28, 2017, 08:38 AM
Elk Hunter
Given a choice, I would have used a 12 ga.
Elk
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June 28, 2017, 08:42 AM
myrottiety
F- That. No way. I don't mind snakes. But I'm not crawling around on my hands and knees to drag any poisonous snake out from under the TV.
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June 28, 2017, 08:54 AM
darthfuster
This is why God invented napalm.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
June 28, 2017, 09:05 AM
Bigboreshooter
I came within 10' of one that size in Zimbabwe. My PH whispered to me "Don't move, he'll kill us all."
It still gives me the willies nearly 20 years later.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
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June 28, 2017, 09:13 AM
Crom
quote:
Originally posted by H&K-Guy: Nope. And Hell Nope. With a double side order of Nope, smothered in Nope sauce.
I can't stop laughing!
"Crom is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me."
June 28, 2017, 09:28 AM
roberth
quote:
Originally posted by Crom:
quote:
Originally posted by H&K-Guy: Nope. And Hell Nope. With a double side order of Nope, smothered in Nope sauce.
I can't stop laughing!
LOL
That guy is fool messing with a Black Mamba.
June 28, 2017, 09:31 AM
roberth
quote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter: I came within 10' of one that size in Zimbabwe. My PH whispered to me "Don't move, he'll kill us all."
It still gives me the willies nearly 20 years later.
Originally posted by myrottiety: F- That. No way. I don't mind snakes. But I'm not crawling around on my hands and knees to drag any poisonous snake out from under the TV.
That is my attitude. Live and let live, but I am not grabbing the venomous ones.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
June 28, 2017, 09:43 AM
Strambo
quote:
Originally posted by roberth:
quote:
Originally posted by Crom:
quote:
Originally posted by H&K-Guy: Nope. And Hell Nope. With a double side order of Nope, smothered in Nope sauce.
I can't stop laughing!
LOL
That guy is fool messing with a Black Mamba.
That wasn't the home owner, they said they called in a pro to remove it...but still. Hell to tha no, no, no.
“People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik
The video says this guy is a professional who was called in to remove the snake from a home. It's not a random dude finding a snake in his house and removing it. This guy knew what he was doing and what he was dealing with.
June 28, 2017, 10:05 AM
chongosuerte
We had one of these professionals in Wilmington. World renowned.
He created the Cape Fear Serpentarium. It had mambas, kraits, cobras, etc., etc., etc. Basically, every poisonous snake that can kill a man, and three or four of each for good measure, all there in a 2 story touristy place for your viewing. It's truly an awesome place. Freaky as hell, and I swore to my sergeant that if I ever went to an alarm there during the night and heard screaming, there was no way in he'll I would go in.
This included the world's largest breeding population of bushmasters in captivity. As a matter of fact, the man was the only known survivor of SEVEN different bushmaster bites. In the world's history. I've spoken to the medics that treated him on his last. Even met the guy a few times.
Know what got him? After all that crazy shit?
His fucking psycho wife shot him in the head. Killed him a couple of months ago. If there ain't a moral in there somewhere...
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June 28, 2017, 10:09 AM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by chongosuerte: We had one of these professionals in Wilmington. World renowned.
.
Know what got him? After all that crazy shit?
His fucking psycho wife shot him in the head. Killed him a couple of months ago. If there ain't a moral in there somewhere...
Some snakes don't need venom to be lethal.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
June 28, 2017, 10:22 AM
Snapping Twig
Without doubt, one of the few times that discharging a shotgun inside the home is acceptable practice.
June 28, 2017, 10:24 AM
msfzoe
Beatrice Kiddo would have scared it.
June 28, 2017, 10:32 AM
HRK
Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan." You know, I've always liked that word... 'gargantuan'... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.
June 28, 2017, 10:34 AM
sdy
so what did he see when he looked under the TV ?
June 28, 2017, 10:37 AM
BBMW
Anyone watch Snake City? When I first read the post before watching the video, I though it was that guy.
June 28, 2017, 11:09 AM
HayesGreener
That's the snake that bit the boy in I Dreamed of Africa. Kim Bassinger warned him
