What Is Your Superpower?

RHINOWSO

Go ahead punk, make my day

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Pattern recognition and deviation thereof.

Very easy to tell when someone has something going on, is lying, or is otherwise being different.

I may not know immediately what you are up to, but I know you are up to something and can watch closer to figure it out, if needed.

Posts: 45798 | Registered: July 12, 2008

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David W

Music's over turn
out the lights
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quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
I can, single handedly, turn an easy project into an all day cuss fest.

+1 LOL

David W.

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud. -Sophocles

Posts: 3651 | Location: Winston Salem, N.C. | Registered: May 30, 2005

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rburg

Non-Miscreant

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I can live within my income, that being SS.

Unhappy ammo seeker

Posts: 18394 | Location: Kentucky, USA | Registered: February 25, 2001

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.38supersig

My other Sig
is a Steyr.
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I'm good at launching itty bitty springs into oblivion and trying to find that dang 10mm socket.

Actually, I'm a numbers guy.

Posts: 9592 | Location: Somewhere looking for ammo that nobody has at a place I haven't been to for a pistol I couldn't live without... | Registered: December 02, 2014

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bald1

always with a hat or sunscreen
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyker:
Farting. I can clear a room in 10 seconds.

lololololololololol Surprised it took until the second page before we had someone claim the crown as a room clearer.

Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
USN (RET), COTEP #192

Posts: 16625 | Location: Black Hills of South Dakota | Registered: June 20, 2010

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Sigfest

Man Once
Child Twice

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I’ve got the ability to make money disappear quickly.

Posts: 11158 | Location: NE OHIO | Registered: October 22, 2004

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flashguy

Muzzle flash
aficionado

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quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
I be never been lost.

Are you "Mike not lost. Mike here. Tepee lost."?

flashguy

Texan by choice, not accident of birth

Posts: 27911 | Location: Dallas, TX | Registered: May 08, 2006

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benny6

Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
I’m invisible when no one is looking.

When you're eyes are closed? Like...saran wrap?

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Posts: 5615 | Location: Auburndale, FL | Registered: February 13, 2001

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heydrich

Member

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1. I can convert beer into urine.
2. Get naked really fast.

“I'm fat because everytime I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.

Posts: 593 | Registered: December 14, 2005

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Chance228

Working for Water
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I can play air guitar like nobody's business

Posts: 1051 | Location: Central New Jersey | Registered: February 02, 2009

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Southern Rebel

Member

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The ability to instill confidence in my honesty from fellow employees. The dark side of that ability: Do you realize how many people you can piss off, embarrass, shame, discourage, and other insidious things just by being forthright with your conversations.

S.O.P. was always "If you want an honest opinion, ask "The Reb". If you just want reinforcement of your current beliefs/plans, better shop around.

Posts: 1669 | Registered: February 15, 2009

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MikeinNC

semi-reformed sailor
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quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
I be never been lost.
Are you "Mike not lost. Mike here. Tepee lost."?

flashguy

Hahaha, my grand dad always said he was not lost as long as he had a quarter tank of gas

Posts: 11597 | Location: Temple, Texas! | Registered: October 07, 2006

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Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
I can, single handedly, turn an easy project into an all day cuss fest.

We must share a common OCD ancestor.

Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster

Posts: 9159 | Location: Nowhere the constitution is not honored | Registered: February 01, 2008

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Member

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quote:
Originally posted by 1967Goat:
I have the ability to underestimate the cost and time for any project, usually by a factor of 10.

I am still working on finishing up a retaining wall/stairs project I started 3 years ago. Not from a lack of effort either.

I used to have an uncanny knack for estimating time and resources required for various IT efforts. I used both quantitavie methods validated by self-sanity gut checks on what my math was telling me. I don't do those estimations any longer, but I can smell an unrealistic estimate a mile away.

Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster

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Member

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quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Bullshit detection

Extreme Bullshit Detection (EBD) is a valuable gift indeed. I have a good dose of it but not as much as I'd like.

Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster

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Member

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quote:
Originally posted by PeteF:
I am an instant ahole.
Just add alcohol.

I'm worse, no alcohol required, just ask my poor wife.

Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster

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Member

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quote:
Originally posted by DSgrouse:
I live a very fortunate life. I do, This next part is not complaining.

If some shit can go wrong, It will do so to me. I have the worst luck. The worlds most unlikely things happen to me. We call it (family name ) Curse.

Shit rolls downhill, picks up the septic tank, and hits me.

in the end it works its self out. I have learned to roll with it after 45 years.

I have friends who have said, dude, you are a shti magnet. I don't usually seek it out, yet it homes in on as iff Garand thumb was calling the shit in.

There's got to be an upside to that. But your're a tough mofo to be respected regardless.

Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster

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parabellum

Peace through
superior firepower

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Man, you're spamming the thread. Will you cool it, please? Do you not know how to put all these posts into one?

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KevinCW

posting without pants
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Lie detector.

Without fail, I can nearly always tell a lie. Now, I may not have anything to back it up other than my feelings/intuition, but I find that professionally, personally, and just for fun... I'm nearly ALWAYS right.

Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up."

Posts: 33288 | Location: St. Louis MO | Registered: February 15, 2004

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