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He seems nice. Let’s pet him…

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April 06, 2026, 11:51 PM
357fuzz
He seems nice. Let’s pet him…
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They are building new housing just to the east of my neighborhood. My wife and I took the dogs out for a walk/run. Loaded them back in the Highlander and not too far from my house came across this little guy…. Seemed so friendly he hissed at his approval of his pic being taken….. him and a couple of his friends have been tearing that area a new asshole the last couple months.

Gunther the WeinerHund voiced his displeasure in him but I didn’t let him out of the ‘Yoater..
April 07, 2026, 12:11 AM
old rugged cross
Are badgers part of the wolverine family?
They can get really pissed and can be dangerous



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April 07, 2026, 12:27 AM
357fuzz
Believe so. And yes. A very bad attitude is in their nature.
April 07, 2026, 12:52 AM
CPD SIG
Cute lil fella!
I’d bring him home! Wink


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April 07, 2026, 01:17 AM
lechiffre
I don't see what could possibly go wrong.


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April 07, 2026, 04:03 AM
Mars_Attacks
BADGERS!!!!!

We don't need no steenkin BADGERS!


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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
April 07, 2026, 04:26 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
BADGERS!!!!!

We don't need no steenkin BADGERS!


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April 07, 2026, 05:42 AM
92fstech
Neat! I've only ever seen two of those in the wild, but they're interesting creatures. I would not want to wrestle one.


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April 07, 2026, 06:39 AM
egregore
quote:
Are badgers part of the wolverine family?

Family Mustelidae, which does include wolverines. And honey badgers.







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April 07, 2026, 06:56 AM
229DAK
♫Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger....♫


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April 07, 2026, 08:10 AM
BigSwede
They can make a heck of a racket when fighting




April 07, 2026, 09:59 AM
dsiets
Shave it and make some shaving brushes.
Tickle him a little bit and I'm sure he'll cooperate.
April 07, 2026, 03:10 PM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
Are badgers part of the wolverine family?

More the other way around, both are mustelids, but badgers and wolverines are both essentially weasels on steroids.

quote:
They can get really pissed and can be dangerous
Permanently pissed off is more like it. Something about being short and kind of dumpy, happens to people (mostly women) too.

Members of the weasel family are noted for having the strongest musculature by weight of all mammals anchored to solid thick bones. They can out-bite, out-wrestle, and out-last you, don't even think about picking a fight. I hear they sometimes will give up after they have eaten their fill (which may not be of much comfort).
April 07, 2026, 04:51 PM
whanson_wi
The first live badger I saw faced me down in the road. He was on foot, and I was in a 1973 Chrysler New Yorker. Think, "Big."

He postured and growled, made his point, then turned and waddled into the ditch. Only then could I drive on.


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April 07, 2026, 05:56 PM
Pipe Smoker
Don King, the fight promoter, has been described as looking like he had a badger in his pants. Smile

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_King



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April 07, 2026, 06:45 PM
.38supersig
Was thinking the next time I went to the airport, I could bring an emotional support honey badger.



Not sure it would go over well. Wink




April 07, 2026, 07:20 PM
229DAK
quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
Don King, the fight promoter, has been described as looking like he had a badger in his pants. Smile

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_King
That or stuck his finger in a light socket.


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April 08, 2026, 07:38 AM
benny6
I ran into a badger once in the wild. I was hunting in northeastern Oregon a few years ago. I was walking very slowly along a logging trail when something made me pause for a moment and look down. I was standing right next to a badger den. The badger's head was poking out of the den and he was staring right at me. He was maybe three to five feet away from me. It didn't make a sound, it's eyes were just locked on me.

I very calmly and slowly unholstered my 1911 and flipped the safety off. I had the pistol locked onto the badger's head until I was a more comfortable distance away from him and I went on my merry way. The whole time I tried to act as if I hadn't seen it and I never turned directly at it. I wanted the badger to think it had gone unnoticed.

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April 08, 2026, 07:42 AM
myrottiety
I wanna pet that dawg!!




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April 08, 2026, 11:59 AM
darthfuster
How about if we build a giant wooden badger……



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