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TikTok ‘Prankster’ Arrested For Spraying Poison on Walmart Produce Section

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December 23, 2024, 03:41 PM
downtownv
TikTok ‘Prankster’ Arrested For Spraying Poison on Walmart Produce Section
TikTok ‘Prankster’ Arrested For Spraying Poison on Walmart Produce Section

Used a chemical weapon (hotshot bed bug and flea killer). Should be charged with an act of terrorism.

This is attempted murder. No different than inserting poison in someone's food before you serve it to someone. Life in prison is justified


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December 23, 2024, 03:45 PM
Mars_Attacks
He evidently never heard of the Tylenol poisonings.

Life, nothing less.


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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
December 23, 2024, 04:01 PM
egregore
Reminiscent of that crazy cult in The Dalles, OR who poisoned salad bars with lab-grown salmonella c. 1984.





"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
December 23, 2024, 04:05 PM
parabellum
Aside from criminal charges, there is something obvious which I'll wager won't be done: remove his TikTok account and ban him from the platform for life.

No Audience = No Payday = No Bullshit

Simple
December 23, 2024, 06:13 PM
Ripley
I'd read elsewhere our influencer had found an old guy at a laundromat and he left for a while after he filled a dryer. Mr. Cool threw in some bacon and raw eggs for his followers' entertainment.

As for denying others food, how about starving him and following his progress on TikTok?




Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
December 23, 2024, 06:22 PM
patw
What an evil thing to do. Who comes up with garbage like this? He could have killed a bunch of people or made them seriously sick. I agree, he needs to go to jail for a long time.
December 23, 2024, 06:30 PM
cparktd
Force feed him the food he poisoned and live stream the results until he reaches room temperature.



Some people spread happiness wherever they go… some whenever they go.
December 23, 2024, 06:32 PM
parabellum
Seriously, just take his account. Problem solved.

This really is the solution
December 23, 2024, 11:45 PM
Greymann
https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1...X_IILgR-Vyyookw&s=19



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December 24, 2024, 09:07 AM
Imabmwnut
Beat his ass until he don’t move. Then leave him laying.
December 24, 2024, 12:28 PM
V-Tail
Make him eat the shit that he sprayed. Every last bit of it.



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December 24, 2024, 12:46 PM
Fredward
Yes, ban him from all social media for life.

Seriously, was your produce before eating it, if for no other reason that other people's nut scratch fingers have been on it.
December 24, 2024, 01:05 PM
Jupiter
quote:
Originally posted by downtownv:
Should be charged with an act of terrorism.


I'm not a fan of all the federal crimes (terrorism,hate crimes,etc.) people can be charged with these days. It is too easily abused by the Feds. Let the State handle it with some nice jail time and remove his social media platform for life.


Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
-- George Orwell

December 24, 2024, 01:36 PM
parabellum
If anyone bothers to check, I guarantee that this little bastard still has a TikTok account.