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Delusions of Adequacy |
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Old, Slow, but Lucky! |
"Zoom"... That is excellent! And True Don _______________________ Living the Dream... One Day at a Time. | |||
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Wait, what? |
Our 2 beagles are strictly dog food pups. They don’t beg, stare at you, or otherwise use the power of their minds to weaken you into giving them people food. But any time you are preparing something in the kitchen and something hits the floor, a single tap of your foot will bring them flying like tricolor projectiles. I have been known to “accidentally” drop an equivalent amount for the second place arrival out of pity. “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Staring back from the abyss |
I felt the same way after my last one died. The next day I stopped and got a burger and fries from the local joint and took it home. "Who's going to help me finish the fries?". Dang dog loved french fries, especially with fry sauce. That, and whenever I had meat (steak, pork chop, etc...), he always got the last few bites. He was always so polite about too. I'd give it to him on a fork and he'd close his mouth over it and let me pull out the fork before he'd bite it. Damn I miss that dog! ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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It shouldn't come as any surprise...dog may be man's best friend, but a dog's first loyalty is ti it's belly. ============================== On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days and other fields will bear the fruits of victory. Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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Invest Early, Invest Often |
Our Cats know the sound of the Costco Roasted Chicken container. | |||
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Big Stack |
Man's best friend? How about who ever feeds them's best friend. | |||
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Its the sound of the bread box opening that triggers a high speed cat response at my house. And the cat is a huge fan of.... Tater salad! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Too soon old, too late smart |
I could slip into the pantry as quiet as drifting smoke to get a handful of peanuts, but every time I opened the pantry door our English pointer would be standing there wagging her tail, waiting for her share of the loot. | |||
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For one of my previous GSDs, it wasn't snacks but her regular meals. She would jump up run around the bottom floor of our colonial house barking. As she passed through the living room, she would pause long enough to pick up her dog bed and toss it, then begin the next round of running around the ground floor. This would continue until whoever was getting food for all the dogs returned. Sic Semper Tyrannis If you beat your swords into plowshares, you will become farmers for those who didn't! Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners-George Carlin | |||
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We had a rescue bulldog for a few years and he was a serious chickaholic. If we roasted a chicken or in any way were preparing poultry, he would come stomping into the kitchen. His antics included a kind of tap dance he could do with his short little legs and since his arthritis and general construction limited his mobility, he would smack you on the ankle until he got his share of chicken pickins. He was old, arthritic and partially blind when we rescued him but he had chicken radar like no other dog we've ever had. Ken | |||
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That sounds like Bailey ... She's now a full grown Black Lab and 9 years old, and it probably has something to do with her weighing nearly 100 pounds. If you really want something you'll find a way ... ... if you don't you'll find an excuse. I'm really not a "kid" anymore ... but I haven't grown up yet either | |||
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